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Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:26 pm
by Chankgeez
Good point, Mudfuzz. Not sure if human flesh is considered Kosher.
Would be much easier if your enemies were vegetables. Not much blood there though.
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:36 pm
by Mudfuzz
Chankgeez wrote:Good point, Mudfuzz. Not sure if human flesh is considered Kosher.
Would be much easier if your enemies were vegetables. Not much blood there though.
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:38 pm
by Chankgeez
Yes, fruit!!!
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 5:12 pm
by casecandy
Actually, blood from any animal is, regrettably, a kosher no-go. Ditto vampires.
And any man from the house of Israel, or from the aliens who sojourn among them, who eats any blood, I will set My face against that person who eats blood and will cut him off from among his people. For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you on the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood by reason of the life that makes atonement.' "Therefore I said to the sons of Israel, 'No person among you may eat blood, nor may any alien who sojourns among you eat blood.'…
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 5:14 pm
by Mudfuzz
casecandy wrote:Actually, blood from any animal is, regrettably, a kosher no-go. Ditto vampires.
And any man from the house of Israel, or from the aliens who sojourn among them, who eats any blood, I will set My face against that person who eats blood and will cut him off from among his people. For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you on the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood by reason of the life that makes atonement.' "Therefore I said to the sons of Israel, 'No person among you may eat blood, nor may any alien who sojourns among you eat blood.'…
sigh… well then looks like no truez metalz bagelz then

Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 5:27 pm
by Chankgeez
I never said I was gonna ingest the blood of mine enemies, just sop it up with a bagel.

Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:02 pm
by Iommic Pope
Also not very metal is caring what God thinks about your food choices.
Canada is losing Metal at the Cimmonwealth here, and you have Devin Townsend on your team. It shouldn't be possible.
But there it is.
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:43 pm
by Mudfuzz
Iommic Pope wrote:Also not very metal is caring what God thinks about your food choices.
Canada is losing Metal at the Cimmonwealth here, and you have Devin Townsend on your team. It shouldn't be possible.
But there it is.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgovVdAJ_o[/youtube]
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:57 pm
by Iommic Pope
So good.
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 1:34 am
by goroth
Mudfuzz wrote:Chankgeez wrote:
Bagels are at their most metal when sopping up the blood of your slain enemies.

it would be much more metal to use the blood for boiling the dough
We already do that*.
Paltbröd. It actually tastes pretty good.
*
assuminf your enemies are pigs
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 1:56 am
by Blackened Soul
please tell me you don't put headcheese on those....
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:18 pm
by Invisible Man
goroth wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:Chankgeez wrote:
Bagels are at their most metal when sopping up the blood of your slain enemies.

it would be much more metal to use the blood for boiling the dough
We already do that*.
Paltbröd. It actually tastes pretty good.
*
assuminf your enemies are pigs
Goddamn you guys lean into this stuff hard.
How many Viking helmets do you own? What incantation did Ull whisper to you in your dreams?
Re: Yo Scandies!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:21 am
by goroth
Blackened Soul wrote:please tell me you don't put headcheese on those....
Lingonberry jam.
Is that ok?