Eurovision 2016

[Chankgeez]

Uh, oh, I was just looking at the news and now know the name of the winner.

[Iommic Pope]

That's cool. I heard we qualified for the final before I saw the semi last night.
I'm gonna let myself be surprised later, though.
So no spoilers.

[goroth]

Spoiler: The final is actually pretty rad!

[Iommic Pope]

Nice!
It just started.

Just watched an episode of Ninja warrior Sweden.
Is there anything you mother fuckers don't excel at?
Seriously considering moving, may tip the scales on my heterosexuality.

[Iommic Pope]

Although given that I'm posting to myself in a thread about Eurovision that may in questionable territory as it is.

[Iommic Pope]

Flag parade....right.

[Iommic Pope]

Well that was like someone saw Zoolander and thought it was an instructional video.

[Iommic Pope]

Belgium kick us off with their wholesome disco hellscape.
This chick can't even fill out her booty shorts. She's like a 12 year old with the face of a 30 year old.

And I think I hate the song even more tonight.

[Iommic Pope]

I hadn't seen the first final so I missed the Czech entry.
I missed it then, too. That shit put me to sleep.
Thoroughly missable.

[Iommic Pope]

Someone in the Netherlands heard a Tom Petty song once.

And the rest is history.

[Iommic Pope]

Azerbaijan have bought us some kind of Clash of the Titans meets Xanadu theme.

And are REALLY bad at miming.

[Iommic Pope]

Why every year, does one country think a person banging away on a prop drum is going to get them over the line?
Whatever benefit it may be contributing it is completely undone by old matey gravel pants and his back up whistlers.

[Iommic Pope]

Italy: No Degree of Entertainment
It's like watching some shit version of Romper Room on meow meow.

[Iommic Pope]

I've done a 180 on opinion of Israel from last night.
That's probably the best thing they've ever entered.
Which still isn't saying much but I think it may be a contender.

[Iommic Pope]

No emergency dance lessons for Bulgaria?
It's a shame really. I can envision this song blasting out of shit hotels in Fortitude Valley as you walk past them at sit in the morning, with drunken slags vomiting at the cab rank while witless roid raging gorillas try to finger them as they bend over to aim it in the general direction of the gutter.
So, it could be a hit, but they just need to package it better.