If that doesn't make you laugh and/or cry, I submit that you are not human. Or maybe I'm just really, really tired today.
Fuck.
INTERVIEWER
The Franklin Library is bringing out a deluxe edition of Slaughterhouse Five, I believe.
VONNEGUT
Yes. I was required to write a new introduction for it.
INTERVIEWER
Did you have any new thoughts?
VONNEGUT
I said that only one person on the entire planet benefited from the raid, which must have cost tens of millions of dollars. The raid didn’t shorten the war by half a second, didn’t weaken a German defense or attack anywhere, didn’t free a single person from a death camp. Only one person benefited—not two or five or ten. Just one.
INTERVIEWER
And who was that?
VONNEGUT
Me. I got three dollars for each person killed. Imagine that.
God I love him. I think the combination of sentimentality (one of the first I read) and its excellent illustrations, Breakfast of Champions will always be my fave.
And for what it's worth, it always warms some odd part of my soul that he included a butthole in his signature. <3
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That part about the three dollars for each person stopped me dead in my tracks.
Slapstick seemed like a weak one, I thought. Galapagos was a blast, though. I really liked Mother Night, and teach his short stories as often as I can. Harrison Bergeron is pretty well-worn, but it goes over really well in the classroom, and I do weird shit with it (blindfolding entire classes).
Seems appropriate that Vonnegut stuff took over this thread right quick. He'd be the writer's patron saint of these parts, I think, if I had to choose someone.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Slapstick is the best if only by virtue of the fact that homefry himself gave it an A+/F. It also speaks most directly to relationships, which is something that KV didn't spend a lot of time on.
My introduction was reading Cat's Cradle for pleasure in, I think, 6th or 7th grade. Shit fucked me up. Should revisit it.
D.o.S. wrote:Slapstick is the best if only by virtue of the fact that homefry himself gave it an A+/F. It also speaks most directly to relationships, which is something that KV didn't spend a lot of time on.
Yeah, sometimes I think the true genius of a thing lies in omission, and the implications that arise from what is left out.
WWPD?
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I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
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