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resincum wrote:soft switches on everything

New Rule: Online Retailers must run unrestricted coupon programs in lieu of "daily deals" programs.

When will retailers realize we want to buy the things we want...not the shit they want to get rid of because nobody wants it?!

Prymaxe just started a daily deals program like Musician's Friend's, because apparently their 15%-20% off coupons towards anything I wanted were saving me too much money.

i thought we only had one rule here

Yeah, it's "fuck prymaxe with a sounding rod"

D.o.S. wrote:Yeah, it's "fuck prymaxe with a sounding rod"

I approve of that.

Not fans of sounding, I take it?

LOL *blushes and covers his virginal eyes*

psychic vampire. wrote:Not fans of sounding, I take it?

Given my recent dry spell I just can't get on board with sticking things into my dick more often than I stick my dick into things.

I know, I'm boring.

D.o.S. wrote:

psychic vampire. wrote:Not fans of sounding, I take it?

Given my recent dry spell I just can't get on board with sticking things into my dick more often than I stick my dick into things.

I know, I'm boring.

Heh "recent." Must be so tough for you. NO SYMPATHY HERE.

You'll notice that I didn't give a timeline so maybe recent is just me rationalizing a complete and utter romantic failure or three.

But thanks for asking. Nice to hear from you too.

New rule: no awkward discussions of sexual exploits (or lack thereof)

I have a pretty good sex life these days, after years of chosen celibacy. Love y'all!