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Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:48 am
by Iommic Pope
First Medical Oxygen Supply company founded by actual oxygen thief.....I mean breather.
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:49 am
by nshuman
casecandy wrote:nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
OR... WOULD YOU?!?!
DUN DUN DUN
Oh no, I've been doing that with my H9s as well. Am I going to get arrested now? Will Metallica's drummer get upset? I need to go into hiding now before they find me and make me listen to their shitty music.
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:55 am
by pgallagher716
@ 1st guitarist pedal company?No 1st David Lo Pan of Big Trouble in Little China drove pedal company? Ya
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+l ... rBbxZ_M%3A
I just tweeted him this. Not showing up on his replies though
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:13 am
by Jwar
Come on guys. Clearly he meant by the best guitarist evar. I mean right? Metallica!!! Wait they suck. Hmmmmm. Not sure what the fuck he meant.
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:28 am
by popvulture
Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/
This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.
Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.
And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:36 am
by popvulture
Btw, same thing just happened with Wyclef Jean on Reddit, but WAY worse.
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:38 am
by pgallagher716
That last image has made my day
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:24 pm
by Casavettes
That louderthangod dude seems a little butthurt
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:37 pm
by nshuman
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:47 pm
by D.o.S.
Casavettes wrote:
That louderthangod dude seems a little butthurt
Is that our louderthangod? I like him.
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:02 pm
by resincum
popvulture wrote:Btw, same thing just happened with Wyclef Jean on Reddit, but WAY worse.
so glorious
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:31 pm
by lost in music
shawn.e.blackman...as featured on the new Metallica album "Injustice for Wah"
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:38 pm
by Teej212
what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:55 pm
by Jero
casecandy wrote:Also... I always thought those commercials were so presumptuous
Like, "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BIKE"
I'm like, motherfucker, you don't know
I might steal a bike
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bN76TvJspY[/youtube]
Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:56 pm
by echorec
oscillateur wrote:Hahah, there are so many instances these days of real "news" (I mean, it's not really news) looking so much like an Onion article that you have to look twice at the URL to be sure it's not a parody...
This one is impressive though
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Every interview that David Karon has done reminds me of the South Park episode regarding sponsored content masquerading as real news. It comes across as an advertisement pretending to be a legitimate story.
Every time those two are interviewed, it comes across as some coked-out frenzy of incoherent nonsense. There are always more exclamation points in their interviews, than the rest of the magazine's articles combined.