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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:54 am
by Inconuucl
Egomaniac buys too many reverb pedals, tries to use them all in the same song.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:57 am
by casecandy
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.

For the music, they added techno to The Smiths; for the album art, they added fruit to Jackson Pollack.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:58 am
by D.o.S.
Inconuucl wrote:Egomaniac buys too many reverb pedals, tries to use them all in the same song.
MBV :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:03 pm
by Neanderthal Head
casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:11 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Tortoise was indeed correct.
casecandy wrote: For the music, they added techno to The Smiths; for the album art, they added fruit to Jackson Pollack.

I feel like I should know this.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:23 pm
by Neanderthal Head
phantasmagorovich wrote:Tortoise was indeed correct.
Ha, that's what I intended when I said Pelican. Old brains.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:24 pm
by Neanderthal Head
Neanderthal Head wrote:
casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...
It's not Strokes, by the way.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:53 pm
by Muff_Diver
Rips off Built to Spill. Becomes 10x bigger than Built to Spill will ever be.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:00 pm
by weed_killer
phantasmagorovich wrote:Tortoise was indeed correct.
casecandy wrote: For the music, they added techno to The Smiths; for the album art, they added fruit to Jackson Pollack.

I feel like I should know this.
stone roses

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:14 pm
by goroth
Rose to prominence on Pantera'a coat tails. Still sitting on them.

(Don't actually like these guys but whatever)

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:41 pm
by kbit
Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:48 pm
by Strange Tales
Music written by a guy who almost OD'ed his legs off.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:54 pm
by Neanderthal Head
Neanderthal Head wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:
casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...
It's not Strokes, by the way.
This one could be either Pavement or Silver Jews, depending on how you're feeling.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:03 pm
by goroth
kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Van halen?

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:05 pm
by D.o.S.
But that second sentence.