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whiskey_face wrote:

Chankgeez wrote:

D.o.S. wrote:Dickhead Cabs.

Sounds like a name jwar would use if he were building cabs.

Oh, no, that would be "Bonerhead".

as a dude that mods my randall nameplates to say anal and bogners to say boner, I would play dickhead cabs

I did the same thing with my Blackstar head to read Blackguys with a little heart right next to it.

It usually goes over pretty well since I have a big 8====D sticker right underneath the name.

excane wrote:

whiskey_face wrote:

Chankgeez wrote:

D.o.S. wrote:Dickhead Cabs.

Sounds like a name jwar would use if he were building cabs.

Oh, no, that would be "Bonerhead".

as a dude that mods my randall nameplates to say anal and bogners to say boner, I would play dickhead cabs

I did the same thing with my Blackstar head to read Blackguys with a little heart right next to it.

It usually goes over pretty well since I have a big 8====D sticker right underneath the name.

PICS!!!!

I'll take one next time I'm in the studio

somethin seems off here
what about the facebook rape threat
i mean,it was silly
but thats what started this whole thing

for those who missed it:
some kid orders custom emperor
gives them some kind of deposit(50%?)
emperor ships him the cab thinking check is in the mail
they either never got it or it bounced
kid doesnt respond to any correspondence
emperor employee says on FB hes comin to town to rape kid in his butt

ryan summit wrote:somethin seems off here
what about the facebook rape threat
i mean,it was silly
but thats what started this whole thing

for those who missed it:
some kid orders custom emperor
gives them some kind of deposit(50%?)
emperor ships him the cab thinking check is in the mail
they either never got it or it bounced
kid doesnt respond to any correspondence
emperor employee says on FB hes comin to town to rape kid in his butt

Yikes. So they made a stupid business move (never ever ship anything before you cash the fucking check) and they threaten to rape the kid who didn't pay?

I guess I can safely cross them off my list of people to ever work with in the future, including the new company.

Fucking gross.

That was 5 years ago, plus the above story is not exactly correct.

Kid order's cab and pays deposit, sends check with remaining balance, cab ships out the day they receive the check, kid immediately after receiving shipping notification puts a stop payment on check. They go to deposit check and find out about stop payment, they attempt to contact him for two weeks to no avail. They get online and post that they are looking for anyone in his area that might now him and divulge the story. Lots of people in the area respond but nobody knows him, they also tell Emperor that they saw the cab on Craigslist a week ago, so the local kids vow to find the kid and beat him up, guy from emperor says if he was in the area he would do it himself. There was no rape of any kind mentioned (I remember the thread and read through all of it).

*edit* Also that's not what started all this what started it was the Jim Marshall post from the day he died. It was a truthful post but in bad taste and timing. That's the post that got the employee on facebook fired, then the other owner rehired him and well it all snowballed from there...

why do i remember buttsex?
and i aint just bein a dick skip
i loved them too
and they definately got fucked over no doubt
that was just how i remembered it
but always take skips memory over mine
one of us has an issue though
either i inject buttsex into my memorys
or you block them out

10-26-2011, 12:43 PM
right around the first of the month we always remember all the ****************ing rip off artists that took advantage of our good nature and still owe us wayyy too much $$...and we owe them a god slap across the face like these folks
: JUSS TAYLOR IN PARKERSBURG WV...YEA YOUR DADDIES CHECK BOUNCED AND YOU TRIED TO GET YOUR MOM TO DRIVE UP TO CHICAGO TO PICKUP YOUR STUPID 4X12 BUT TO SAVE YOUR MOM THE GREIF OF BEING IN THE CAR FOR 10 HOURS EACH WAY WITH YOUR WINNIE ASS WE MAILED YOUR CAB OUT....YOU OWE US $600 AND
I HAVE TAKEN THE ROUT OF CONTACTING THE POLICE AND OUR LAWYER FOR YOUR STOLEN CAB....YOUR IN A HARD CORE BAND ...FORCED HAND ...AND YOU HAVE BALLS ON YOUR CHIN...YOU ARE NOT A MAN YOU ARE A THEIVING ******************** . AND THE FUNNY THING IS THIS WILL ALL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU MOTHER AND FATHER AS THEY ARE THE ONES THAT BOUNCED THE CHECK......WE NOW KNOW WHO YOU SOLD IT TO AND I'M COMING TO VISIT THAT LITTLE TOWN SOON....I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL GET MIKE TYSON ON YOUR ASS....
JUST THINKING OF YOU JUSS TAYLOR...SEE YA SOON...KEEP SOME LUBE IN YOUR POCKET...ITS GOING IN DRY

dumb

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ryan summit wrote:10-26-2011, 12:43 PM
right around the first of the month we always remember all the ****************ing rip off artists that took advantage of our good nature and still owe us wayyy too much $$...and we owe them a god slap across the face like these folks
: JUSS TAYLOR IN PARKERSBURG WV...YEA YOUR DADDIES CHECK BOUNCED AND YOU TRIED TO GET YOUR MOM TO DRIVE UP TO CHICAGO TO PICKUP YOUR STUPID 4X12 BUT TO SAVE YOUR MOM THE GREIF OF BEING IN THE CAR FOR 10 HOURS EACH WAY WITH YOUR WINNIE ASS WE MAILED YOUR CAB OUT....YOU OWE US $600 AND
I HAVE TAKEN THE ROUT OF CONTACTING THE POLICE AND OUR LAWYER FOR YOUR STOLEN CAB....YOUR IN A HARD CORE BAND ...FORCED HAND ...AND YOU HAVE BALLS ON YOUR CHIN...YOU ARE NOT A MAN YOU ARE A THEIVING ******************** . AND THE FUNNY THING IS THIS WILL ALL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU MOTHER AND FATHER AS THEY ARE THE ONES THAT BOUNCED THE CHECK......WE NOW KNOW WHO YOU SOLD IT TO AND I'M COMING TO VISIT THAT LITTLE TOWN SOON....I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL GET MIKE TYSON ON YOUR ASS....
JUST THINKING OF YOU JUSS TAYLOR...SEE YA SOON...KEEP SOME LUBE IN YOUR POCKET...ITS GOING IN DRY

That's not the post i was referring to, the one I read through was from Richmond VA.....

Damn that dude just couldn't keep his mouth shut.....

And apparently they got ripped off by similar scams more than once, shame. Oh and btw RS I didn't think you were being a dick it just wasn't how I remembered the story. Apparently there was more than one story so we got our memories crossed hahaha

Emperor might not have done anything wrong (bad business practices) re: the bad checks. Checks can be bogus but your bank accepts them (unwittingly) and since checks normally clear in a couple days, after your bank accepts the check you assume everything is fine and ship out the goods. But it can take weeks for your bank to figure out that the funds aren't forthcoming from his bank. Merch was already delivered, and your bank isn't going to squeeze his bank for non-existent funds. Meaning the seller is screwed. So if Emperor did anything wrong, it was by accepting a personal check. But most people would probably say that was perfectly reasonable.