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Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:43 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
backwardsvoyager wrote:
tuffteef wrote:squire goon box is the next progressive step no?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

FRUITY LEXIA

AVRIL LAVIGNE SIGNATURE EDITION


I WOULD NAIL SOOOOOOO MANY TEENAGERS



I MEAN...I MEAN


I CANT EVEN CLEAN THAT UP ITS EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:00 am
by dub
Decibill wrote:Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#
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Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:07 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
dub wrote:
Decibill wrote:Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#
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Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.


I like how every single one of those pieces of shit went straight to clearance. Fuck those guitars.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:11 am
by blindrabbit
There should be a Peavey beer. Now that I'd try. It would be nasty and cheap but high alcohol content. It would be the ideal camping beer, or the kind of stuff you buy 10 flats of for a weekend party when you are 18.

Yup, Peavey beer. I'm waiting…

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Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:34 am
by Greenfuz
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my fav

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:04 am
by dub
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Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:36 am
by rustywire
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:
dub wrote:
Decibill wrote:Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#
Image
Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.


I like how every single one of those pieces of shit went straight to clearance. Fuck those guitars.
As it should be.

Fender, Gibson & EHX all must be outsourcing to the same questionable marketing think-tank.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:05 pm
by Genghis Kanye
Coming soon:

Kay Malt Liquor
Danelectro LSD
Sunn Weed (c'mon)
dub wrote: Image
NO.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:50 pm
by friendship
Can you imagine drinking that wine and still expecting to ever get laid again somehow?

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:09 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
friendship wrote:Can you imagine drinking that wine and still expecting to ever get laid again somehow?
Well I get the point if it is a joke. But... If not... You really imagine the wine choice would actually prevent from that to happen? ...are You a blues lawyer?
:lol: :p

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:54 pm
by Jeff-7
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
friendship wrote: ...are You a blooz lawyer?

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:08 am
by Noise...
Chankgeez wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY[/youtube]
Exactly what I thought of. :thumb:

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:32 am
by spacelordmother
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:
dub wrote:
Decibill wrote:Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#
Image
Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.


I like how every single one of those fuck guitars went straight to pieces of shit.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:32 pm
by cheesecats
that tele looks pretty sweet to me. they can keep the wine and cheese board.

Re: Something new from Fender!

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:41 pm
by Ancient Astronaught
Genghis Kanye wrote:Sunn Weed (c'mon)
I'd grow it. :thumb: