Something new from Fender!

[THEBEERHAMMER]

squire goon box is the next progressive step no?

FRUITY LEXIA

AVRIL LAVIGNE SIGNATURE EDITION

I WOULD NAIL SOOOOOOO MANY TEENAGERS



I MEAN...I MEAN


I CANT EVEN CLEAN THAT UP ITS EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS

[dub]

Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#

Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#

Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.

I like how every single one of those pieces of shit went straight to clearance. Fuck those guitars.

[blindrabbit]

There should be a Peavey beer. Now that I'd try. It would be nasty and cheap but high alcohol content. It would be the ideal camping beer, or the kind of stuff you buy 10 flats of for a weekend party when you are 18.

Yup, Peavey beer. I'm waiting…

[Greenfuz]

my fav

[dub]

[rustywire]

Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#

Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.

I like how every single one of those pieces of shit went straight to clearance. Fuck those guitars.

As it should be.

Fender, Gibson & EHX all must be outsourcing to the same questionable marketing think-tank.

[Genghis Kanye]

Coming soon:

Kay Malt Liquor
Danelectro LSD
Sunn Weed (c'mon)

NO.

[friendship]

Can you imagine drinking that wine and still expecting to ever get laid again somehow?

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Can you imagine drinking that wine and still expecting to ever get laid again somehow?

Well I get the point if it is a joke. But... If not... You really imagine the wine choice would actually prevent from that to happen? ...are You a blues lawyer?

[Jeff-7]

...are You a blooz lawyer?

[Noise...]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY[/youtube]

Exactly what I thought of.

[spacelordmother]

Who do they think the market is for that...??!!@#

Select instruments for select individuals. Introducing Fender Select series guitars and basses-true players’ instruments that put more than six decades of Fender experience and expertise on outstandingly appointed display and bring a wealth of high-end features and elegant design options to discerning musicians everywhere. With choice tone woods, figured tops, strikingly beautiful finishes, figured and quartersawn maple necks with compound-radius fretboards, specially voiced Fender Select pickups that deliver masterful tone, and other first-rate features, the U.S.-made Select Series puts Fender’s top-line best in capable hands-yours.

I like how every single one of those fuck guitars went straight to pieces of shit.

[cheesecats]

that tele looks pretty sweet to me. they can keep the wine and cheese board.

[Ancient Astronaught]

Sunn Weed (c'mon)

I'd grow it.