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Oh yeah, Minarik

Each individual flame tongue was designed to produce a certain frequency response, giving the Minarik Inferno the most balanced and widest tone spectrum unmatched by any other guitar on the market today.

Fuck offfff

Rob Fossil wrote:And how could I forget Minarik, what it would look like if Hot Topic shat out a guitar. Here is just a sampling of their abominations:

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I totally forgot these existed.

Why put flames on a guitar when YOU CAN MAKE THE WHOLE GUITAR FLAMES?!

haha
ilfnem summit poster
that stupid guitar

oh its a bit different
same idea
just as stupid

ryan summit wrote:haha
ilfnem summit poster
that stupid guitar

oh its a bit different
same idea
just as stupid

Please move to texas so we can be bros.

wow those Minarik guitars... WTF is that silvery one even supposed to BE? never saw these before. their descriptions are hilariously awesome too

High-res version of that weird shiny one... Hahaha. Is that Che?

wowwww.

Achtane wrote:High-res version of that weird shiny one...

NSFW: show

Hahaha. Is that Che?

I like lil' albalone Che rockin' the mic on the neck.

Oh yeah, and ESP shat this one out trying to be all METULLLLLLL. Blech.

bigchiefbc wrote:Oh yeah, and ESP shat this one out trying to be all METULLLLLLL. Blech.

I dunno. I like that one. I just dont think its marketed well here. The jrock versions of this are pretty cool.

ill just email you my internet personality hammer
the dude that actually pushes the buttons
is a fucking vomit

Achtane wrote:High-res version of that weird shiny one...

hideous contours + incredible excess + lionizing a sadistic totalitarian = THREAD WIN.

ladies and gentlemen, the Alembic Cthuhlu!