jrmy wrote:I knew a guy who was 12+. He nicknamed it "The Kaiser," and if you got him drunk enough, he'd whip it out and plunk it on the table.
Had another friend who was of average length, but if you got him drunk enough, he'd pull it to ridiculous lengths. Like, practically touch-his-own-forehead lengths. He called that game "Unknown Limits."
this made me giggle like a catholic high school grrL seeing her first peen.
UNKNOWN. LIMITS. WHAT WILL I TOUCH NEXT? NO ONE KNOWS.
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
space6oy wrote:i ran into that looking at armadillo tattoos.
Yeah Armadillo was next to MODA in Dallas and I saw that in '92 on my way to the Cure Wish show, I was trippin and saw those pics at the shop... The tongue of the Dragon goes inside the tip and there is another pic spreading it apart... It made quite in impression me back in '92 and I can't believe it's on the web... I went next door to MODA and got some Docs, some Braces, some Chains, and a Belt...
I had 2 sheets on me...
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I once bragged about my helicopter skills and the practice it takes to a buddy. A week later he had a bruise somewhere, his arm I think. When I inquired about it explained he'd taken my suggestion of practice to heart, unfortunately he'd thought of it while leaving his loft room for the shower, turned around to impress is girlfriend, lost balance and fell down the stairs.
theactionindex wrote:At this point I don't want to vote because my inner child is so satisfied that the percentage of ILFers that fall under the "average" category is 69.
This thread... is my FAVORITE.
And I'm a bottom anyways so my dong size isn't terribly important. More like, how deep is your butt? Where's that poll? Hmmmm?!
PRESERVED.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
theactionindex wrote:At this point I don't want to vote because my inner child is so satisfied that the percentage of ILFers that fall under the "average" category is 69.
This thread... is my FAVORITE.
And I'm a bottom anyways so my dong size isn't terribly important. More like, how deep is your butt? Where's that poll? Hmmmm?!
