Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Haki · Post by **Haki** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:28 am

behndy wrote:
Haki wrote:No smartass answer on tapping? That had so much potential.

it just.... it felt too easy. it's jokes that kinda tell themselves y'know?

Fair enough. Sable actually made me want to fap. I'll see if my teacher can be of use, if not I might just pick up Jean's book.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:35 am

lol. you wrote "made me want to fap". then waxes loquaciously about your teacher. because word on the street is she's ADORABLE.

well played. well played SUH.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:54 am

Sir I am in disagreement with your answer and would now like to challenge you.

How is it gay if your eyes are closed? If your eyes are closed, it is not really happening and therefore cannot be truly considered gay. Also I am of the believe that nothing is gay no matter what it is. NOTHING.

Now for the hot topics.

Why am I never happy with my gear? How can I obtain personal happiness? Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?

Do you ever plan on having a second bass player in your band? Possibly one to stand back by the drums and just kind of nod his/her head up and down.

Haki · Post by **Haki** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:02 pm

jwar wrote:Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?

Porn star. Unless you have a tiny dick, in which case, porn voice overdub guy.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:04 pm

snipelfritz wrote:I feel like I understand women, and the entire universe, entirely now.

IEatCats wrote:I just finished that story, and now I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

alexa. wrote:I need to get a bear.

Best thread on ILF

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:05 pm

Haki wrote:
jwar wrote:Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?

Porn star. Unless you have a tiny dick, in which case, porn voice overdub guy.

Hah! I keep considering this.

I actually just contacted a Personal Training school. I went to one years ago for 12 months but never finished. Maybe it's time. I love working out and helping other people.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:07 pm

Haki wrote:
jwar wrote:Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?

Porn star. Unless you have a tiny dick, in which case, porn voice overdub guy.

this. so much this. have you heard the man talk? i MELT.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:10 pm

behndy wrote: ... now i'm going to be wet for waffles forever...

Waffles for dinner?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:17 pm

not around here. all the places that serve waffles after noon suck BUTTS. damnit.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:57 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXFR1L_gOg8[/youtube]

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:07 pm

oof. fucking Dane Cook. i like some of his stand up, but stop doing movies. just... stop.

Casavettes · Post by **Casavettes** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:11 pm

Agreed

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:22 pm

Yeah, I'm not really a Dane Cook fan, but I think that bit's pretty funny. Best thing he ever did. That movie just all around rules.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:55 pm

have you seen The Specials? it's like a more depressed take on that movie. i likedededed it a lot.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:05 pm

No, haven't seen that one. I'll've to check it out. Thanks.

(Damn, this thread actually is useful. Good advice, behndy.)

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