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theavondon wrote:I have the perfect voicemail from Elwood for this.

I still have yet to hear this

Jero wrote:

theavondon wrote:I have the perfect voicemail from Elwood for this.

I still have yet to hear this

The first two words are "Sup motherfucker"

I have just constructed 4 wardrobes from IKEA - so you can bet what I thought this thread was about.

http://youtu.be/YuIDdv9VAx8

Van Halen Pound Cake...too dumb to youtube embed

first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome

ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome

FUCK YES

theavondon wrote:

ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome

FUCK YES

I'm just wondering why I'm a douche now... I gave you that knowledge cause SLASH RULLEEZZZ... Next your gonna tell me you never practiced it either...

sonidero wrote:Umm... It was a chainsaw...

SAW-TAR FTW!

HELLZZZ YEAH... That chick is saving her itty bitty titties...

sonidero wrote:

theavondon wrote:

ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome

FUCK YES

I'm just wondering why I'm a douche now... I gave you that knowledge cause SLASH RULLEEZZZ... Next your gonna tell me you never practiced it either...

lets say the statement "slash rules"is true , dude
you taught me izzy stradlins part
i was thinkin "slash rules" when i walked in the door
comin out i decide to take whistling lessons instead

thanks for letting me roleplay
this might be why im so self destructive