I NEED SOME HELP

[Big Mon]

Also, they should make a pocket pussy out of that hairy thing. Best bachelor party gift EVAR.

I'm so glad yr here

[aens_wife]

Thanks dude. I really think my true calling is a sex toy designer. That would be so much more fun for me than pedals...

[behndy]

Am I to read this as a "I'm scared of some pussy hair"?

Really? Did you turn down sex because she hadn't shaved her snatch?

nopers. a bit of Fluffy Muff is fine. i'm good with the prepubescent look up to Small Woodland Creature. this was a friend i hadna seen for awhile, she'd developed this odd skin condition where if she shaved it'd bruise up and turn her skin purple, and she couldn't find a gentle enough defolliation process. so, understandably she went au natural. she was a... hurm... hirsute grrL in that state though. was like bristly boar's hair from crotch to feet. didn't freak me OUT, was just a big surprise.

she's a lovely person. and we still got down.

hurm. Vibrating Chocolate Bars? is it weird to grrLs to eat something after it's been inside them? maybe figure out some kinda Not Chewing On A Tire tasting condom substitute?

[aens_wife]

That's fucking hilarious. Mostly bc I wasn't there...

But if I answer the question "is it weird for girls to eat something that has been inside them" I will certainly have to give out WAAAAAAYYYYY too much info about what I'm down with in the sack. As amusing as that might be, I'm gonna hold my tongue...

On the subject of condoms, there is no solution. I'd rather not fuck than use one. And I certainly won't put one in my mouth. Thank god for vasectomies and being married.

[Alicetheenigma]

Thanks dude. I really think my true calling is a sex toy designer. That would be so much more fun for me than pedals...

Make sex toy shaped pedals.

[aens_wife]

Make sex toy shaped pedals.

Actually...A limited run of etched sex toy pedals is in the works. Gonna be hot.

[behndy]

On the subject of condoms, there is no solution. I'd rather not fuck than use one. And I certainly won't put one in my mouth. Thank god for vasectomies and being married.

fuck yeah. my penis RUNS from condoms. goes all mangina.

That's fucking hilarious. Mostly bc I wasn't there...

the hilarious part came after. she started seeing somebody regularly so we broke off the humpin's and stayed friends. i saw her in a skirt about a month later, sans hair. she wasn't ashamed of her wolfy state, but she didna feel comfortable going outside in less than pants. after talking for a minute it was like...

"so what's up with that? awesome! i thought you couldn't shave it?"

"no, this place just opened up in Berkeley that does this waxing for super sensitive skin! i went in and they said they could do it. so i was in the room with the grrL and she told me to take my pants off. when i did she winced and said, 'oooo, honey. i'm so sorry, but we're going to have to charge you double. that's going to... going to take awhile...'. and i was like, 'i totally understand!!'. and it worked!"

i was really happy for her, we caught up some more then hugged it out goodbye. about a week later, i was in line behind a few people at a coffee shop we spent too much time in with my boy who's the LEAST tactful person ever, and the dood and layday in front of where talking.

him - "so how're you liking working at that new place?"

her - "it's cool! we actuay help some people... not just narcissistic stuff. gawd. there was this grrL the other day. i felt so bad, 'cause i had to tell her it was going to be twice as much as usual. she was just SO hairy. but she was crazy upbeat, didn't even care, was just happy it worked for her."

my boy - "heh. heh. yeah. *points* HE fucked her. BEFORE. heh heh."

AWESOME.

[Alicetheenigma]

Make sex toy shaped pedals.

Actually...A limited run of etched sex toy pedals is in the works. Gonna be hot.

I'll be getting a couple of those

[behndy]

sorriez. i'm ig'nant. who do you build for?

murrrrrr?

[Mudfuzz]

sorriez. i'm ig'nant. who do you build for?

murrrrrr?

> "aens_wife"

[Big Mon]

Make sex toy shaped pedals.

Actually...A limited run of etched sex toy pedals is in the works. Gonna be hot.

would they be able to function as both? Because my gal plays guitar,too

[aen]

Ill make one in a baby thundaa sized enclosure. Where it gets stuck after that is your business.

[aens_wife]

I actually don't usually work on the pedals, cuz I am SO SLOW at it.

I do the books, sales, communications, employee stuff and of course, sleep with Mr. Dwarfcraft himself.

I can't imagine the functionality of a vibrator shaped pedal or a pedal shaped vibrator. Also, who would get dibs on it first? As a girl, I would likely need it while Aen was at band practice, which is when he would want it. It might cause fights.

I think my original idea of regular old sex toys is a better one...

[Mudfuzz]

I remember someone saying in Devi's forum while it was still here/or linked... that they wanted to put a mini KP

inside of them... just say'n...

[Big Mon]

I actually don't usually work on the pedals, cuz I am SO SLOW at it.

I do the books, sales, communications, employee stuff and of course, sleep with Mr. Dwarfcraft himself.

I can't imagine the functionality of a vibrator shaped pedal or a pedal shaped vibrator. Also, who would get dibs on it first? As a girl, I would likely need it while Aen was at band practice, which is when he would want it. It might cause fights.

I think my original idea of regular old sex toys is a better one...

His and hers because I'd like,buy 2