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bubstance wrote:I hate my girlfriend. I wish I had gone with dick instead.

its never too late

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bubstance wrote:Nah, I'm too tied in. Can't fuckin' leave.

Sucks bro. Or, does it?

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theavondon wrote:

bubstance wrote:Nah, I'm too tied in. Can't fuckin' leave.

Sucks bro. Or, does it?

more like suck bros off AMIRITE?

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Scruffie wrote:

dubkitty wrote:i'd just like more job adverts that don't ask for skills i don't have

I think you have to ignore skill requirements, they ask for the stupidest of things for the simplest of jobs, they set there standards a taddd high... i'm sure soon toilet clearner positions will be asing for 10 years experience and degrees in toilet scruberrery. Must be willing to smear shit over self while the manager laughs.

A couple years ago, I saw job postings that wanted 5 years experience with Windows Server 2008. Apparently, they also require the ability to alter the time/space continuum.

bubstance wrote:Speaking of sucking off dicks, I never had realized how much the people at Devi's forums are so voraciously in love with everything that Devi has ever done, "devi is teh bestest OMGPEDLULZ!!!" posts in every fucking thread, etc.

Good Lord, it's like a cult over there.

I know! It's hard to get any actual information.

reality:
Hangover and watching my 2-year old.

fantasy:
Get drunk and play my fuzzes, bitches.

the difference belongs in this thread.

Celsius!!! Metric system plus Chinese equals room that's either freezing cold or grossly warm.

bubstance wrote:Speaking of sucking off dicks, I never had realized how much the people at Devi's forums are so voraciously in love with everything that Devi has ever done, "devi is teh bestest OMGPEDLULZ!!!" posts in every fucking thread, etc.

Good Lord, it's like a cult over there.

I know..... I domt get it.

Though, the same could be said about many of us and smallsound/bigsound.

adrianlee wrote:

bubstance wrote:Speaking of sucking off dicks, I never had realized how much the people at Devi's forums are so voraciously in love with everything that Devi has ever done, "devi is teh bestest OMGPEDLULZ!!!" posts in every fucking thread, etc.

Good Lord, it's like a cult over there.

I know..... I domt get it.

Though, the same could be said about many of us and smallsound/bigsound.

Ehh...you can at least learn about what he's doing, despite our dick-riding.

theavondon wrote:

adrianlee wrote:

bubstance wrote:Speaking of sucking off dicks, I never had realized how much the people at Devi's forums are so voraciously in love with everything that Devi has ever done, "devi is teh bestest OMGPEDLULZ!!!" posts in every fucking thread, etc.

Good Lord, it's like a cult over there.

I know..... I domt get it.

Though, the same could be said about many of us and smallsound/bigsound.

Ehh...you can at least learn about what he's doing, despite our dick-riding.

True.

Why oh why did they ever invite Volbeat to play at the Revolver Golden Gods show? It makes no sense!

They did that song called "Only Wanna Be with You"...it's like a poppy Orange County pop-punk song but after every chorus the singer doubles over and does one of those gurgly "UUURRRGGH!" death-metal growls.... just seems...weird.

theavondon wrote:

bubstance wrote:Speaking of sucking off dicks, I never had realized how much the people at Devi's forums are so voraciously in love with everything that Devi has ever done, "devi is teh bestest OMGPEDLULZ!!!" posts in every fucking thread, etc.

Good Lord, it's like a cult over there.

I know! It's hard to get any actual information.

between that and the last spate of forum shape-shifting--and the apparent communal agreement to not notice any of the daft BS--i gave up. i'm just not that into Devi.