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maz91379 wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:New tubz?

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Nah bro i think it's still the same one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Has anyone ever gotten that shit where you get a new haircut but forget and look in the mirror? You're all like "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT TJHETJEZTJHJ WHATS WRONG WITH MY HEAD."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD21N1me52I[/youtube]

I can't stop watching these videos fullscreen'd!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNka5saiVrc[/youtube]

tonight i was talking to my friend Feather on the phone, and apropos of nothing she advised me not to try to put a turkey on my head, saying that it would go on OK but it'd be difficult to remove and really hurt (i must inquire how she acquired this knowledge, and whether she donned a poultry chapeau personally!). somehow the conversation devolved further and i devised a new holiday food idea based on the turducken--which, for the uninitiated, is made by removing the bones from a turkey, a chicken, and a duck and stuffing each bird inside the other sequentially by size--called the "TURBOBKEN" which involved me putting a Cornish game hen in my mouth and then sticking my head in the turkey. this led us both to laugh so hard i had to get off the phone before we hurt ourselves any more than we'd already done.

Fan ran on the field to try and kick the goalie from the visiting team and got WTFPWND instead, goalie actually got sent off for this, though the card has since been rescinded. Probs to the coach for taking his team off the field.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vJJRc1CN1U[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaI4d2Yg-sY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY[/youtube]

Damn.
So funky.

Fuck that's awesome. I would have it stuck in my head and never forget to "serve it with a cup with the open side up."

Actually, I'd get fired because I would be laughing hysterically and they'd think I was high, whether or not I really was.

The chorus is my favorite part, so goooood.

Also,

Slack sucks balls guns and roses sucks when will people start listening to real music slash can't palm mute, shred, and can't play the guitar he sucks dick literally and guns and roses is the most over rated band in the world they aren't even metal, how are the soft can in a dish washer volacl of axl the fagg rose the two string riffs by slash and the look of the band metal?

gnr are fuckin gay,

Pantera fuckin rules!!!!!!

oh internet

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7yj7wDItVE[/youtube]

It really bothers me that that should be "megalomaniacal".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E[/youtube]

Why do people endlessly take and post online pictures of food?