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foomanfat wrote:He only goes for american Fenders, which is the only reason he bought the Jag and JM (and a Mustang too).
All he really plays are strats.

Be a bro and punch him in the dick for me (after you get the JM, dick punches are not a great way to start negotiations).

he doesnt even play his jag's
punch him in the penis and take it

bob the r0bot wrote:

foomanfat wrote:He only goes for american Fenders, which is the only reason he bought the Jag and JM (and a Mustang too).
All he really plays are strats.

Be a bro and punch him in the dick for me (after you get the JM, dick punches are not a great way to start negotiations).

eatyourguitar wrote:

foomanfat wrote:He only goes for american Fenders, which is the only reason he bought the Jag and JM (and a Mustang too).
All he really plays are strats.

he doesnt even play his jag's
punch him in the penis and take it

dude we totally posted dick punching at the same time. it must be fate that this kid gets his wiener socked.

THE UNIVERSE HAS SPOKEN!

maz91379 wrote:

bob the r0bot wrote:We should all get to together and form a straight edge hardcore band.

I like the premise of straight edge but i like good beer . Can someone invent a movement that advocates responsible drinking and a mostly drug free life style .

and obviously that also includes your magic pokeball of nuggets

so you could be like the gay guy who fucks more hot chicks than everyone.

j/k

maz91379 wrote: Can someone invent a movement that advocates responsible drinking and a mostly drug free life style .

I think it's called "Most People"

Caesar wrote:

maz91379 wrote: Can someone invent a movement that advocates responsible drinking and a mostly drug free life style .

I think it's called "Most People"

But it's not cool to be most people.

Day must end. Else death. Need cheeseburger, bacon, etc.

so that would be the negative inverse of a defibrillator then?

or an aquarium. with blue water and fake fish. that at least would keep the TSA guys confused at the airport.

you know, having watched so many YouTube gear demos, whenever i see/hear the words "coily cable(s)" i now in a Pavlovian reaction immediately think "GEARMANDUDE" so i'm now imagining him trying to eat those enormous burgers while describing some obscure fuzz box with his mouth half full and trying not to dribble ketchup on his boots.

foomanfat wrote:He only goes for american Fenders, which is the only reason he bought the Jag and JM (and a Mustang too).
All he really plays are strats.

You're pissing me off vicariously. Where's the guy live? I must free the offsets from tyranny!


If I buy an American strat would he tradesies?

bob the r0bot wrote:

foomanfat wrote:My coworker was just telling me that, over the weekend, a buddy of his bought a vintage Jazzmaster at a yard sale for $100.
This is the same guy that also bought a vintage Jaguar from some spoiled rich jerk for $150.
And this guy has no idea what he has other than it's a Fender.

buy it off him for $200

That's the inverse of yard sales here. People think their jazz copy is an actual fender then sell it for $800.

My one spot isn't working, I have practice in an hour, and all the music stores are cloooooosed. Fuzz free practice today.

futuresailors wrote:

foomanfat wrote:He only goes for american Fenders, which is the only reason he bought the Jag and JM (and a Mustang too).
All he really plays are strats.

You're pissing me off vicariously. Where's the guy live? I must free the offsets from tyranny!
If I buy an American strat would he tradesies?

There's an American tele going cheap in the b/s/t

i "love" how i don't have to spend money on drugs and booze because i feel like shit in the morning anyway