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I heard it referred to as "man butter" but an old asian man.

"Throat yogurt" just made me hork.

Dude phrasing.

My buddies and I used to try to one up each other with how awful we could be. Only in private of course. One time he said a girl was "hurtin for a squirtin"
I replied "Jonesin for a bonesin"
Another buddy said "Niccin' for a Dickin"

I think mine was the best.

Meetin' for a skeetin'.

PS hurtin' for a squirtin' made me cackle out loud.

Oh that reminds me! Once, my roommate's awful mysoginy got me laid. We worked at Little Caesar's when we were 18 and there was a girl that worked with us who I thought was cute enough but had never really thought about asking her out or anything.

Well my roommate invited her over to drink with us one night and you know, bone him. And she said yes, but he said cool well, you'll have to leave in the morning before my girlfriend comes over. She replied "Oh that's fine, I'll just sleep in neonblack's bed." And he said "Oh in the morning?" And she said "no, the whole night."

And by God, she did. And she was much cuter outside work, and drank us all under the table, and we dated for like 4 months.

A couple years later I came home from spending the night with a girl to find this same girl from the story above, asleep in my bed. I felt like a god among men. I also felt bad for her best friend, who was pretending to be asleep in the recliner like 5 feet away. Poor girl.

Anyways, this girl now lives in Colorado and is a nude model and works in the legal weed industry.

Alcohol makes me nostalgic you guys.

GASin for a smashin?

Ha, that's a pretty god-among-men type of story indeed. Not sure I have any of those?

Once I did manage to burn my dick on a sheet pan when I got up mid-sex to pull a frozen pizza out of the oven.

True instance of dick hiatus.

Ouch, shit.

In other, boob related news, someone showed me theirs last night. On purpose! Not at a strip club!

popvulture wrote:Ha, that's a pretty god-among-men type of story indeed. Not sure I have any of those?

Once I did manage to burn my dick on a sheet pan when I got up mid-sex to pull a frozen pizza out of the oven.

True instance of dick hiatus.

Inconuucl wrote:

popvulture wrote:Ha, that's a pretty god-among-men type of story indeed. Not sure I have any of those?

Once I did manage to burn my dick on a sheet pan when I got up mid-sex to pull a frozen pizza out of the oven.

True instance of dick hiatus.

loling

If only there were two of you who lived near me and one who was a year or two and a year or two younger...

Never...NEVER...and never shall one of them hit me up and then I couldn't hit up with him...

I dunno I'm drunk...