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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:53 pm
by Iommic Pope

Yeah does alright, considering.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:28 pm
by ThurberMingus
What hath I wrought?
I didn't mean to come off as an elitist dick in my post.
Due to some recent developments and posts by others I realized my ideal boy's club is flawed. I realized that ILFmas is about giving. I'm not gonna skimp out on a present for my hypothetical baby sibling because it doesn't know enough words yet. I'm sure if I really wanted to be in last year someone would've vouched for me.
I hereby declare in my mind that if a new person is cool, vouchable, and a fuzzbreaux, they should get to participate. On one condition: make yourself present in discussion, and be way stalkable. Plus we can reach 50 people sooner so we can start stalking and saving up and talking to our favorite builders.
I'm so excited to get started and I want everyone to be happy and have fun

Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:33 pm
by ThurberMingus
Full disclaimer: I would definitely prefer NOT to stalk on other forums. Facebook is fine because I'm there sometimes anyway and it will be extra stalk-y.
But NO WAY will I go on TB to find out what pedals people like.
I'm fine with looking at pictures of you, your cat, and your family to find out what makes you tick, but I'm NOT FINE with Talk Bass

Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:47 pm
by behndy
innnnnnn please.
Gentle Indian Burns To The Nips for Neonicals.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:55 pm
by ShaunNecro
behndy wrote:innnnnnn please.
Gentle Indian Burns To The Nips for Neonicals.
What to get the man who has everything except a fully functional reproductive system?

Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:59 pm
by neonblack
Tentacle fleshlight.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:11 pm
by ShaunNecro
neonblack wrote:Tentacle fleshlight.
Nah, that would be me.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:15 pm
by neonblack
Sharing is caring
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:25 pm
by ShaunNecro
I care about you all deep inside of me. Thats why I'm sharing myself with all of you. Like Jesus.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:31 pm
by behndy
pssssssh. thought we were s'posed to get stuff people don't already have?

Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:34 pm
by aens_wife
behndy wrote:pssssssh. thought we were s'posed to get stuff people don't already have?

Damn it Behndy, you beat me to it.
I got interrupted earlier today when I was about to post a pic of dildos on here somewhere and now AGAIN.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:48 pm
by D.o.S.
First World Problems.
ThurberMingus wrote:What hath I wrought?
I didn't mean to come off as an elitist dick in my post.
Due to some recent developments and posts by others I realized my ideal boy's club is flawed. I realized that ILFmas is about giving. I'm not gonna skimp out on a present for my hypothetical baby sibling because it doesn't know enough words yet. I'm sure if I really wanted to be in last year someone would've vouched for me.
I hereby declare in my mind that if a new person is cool, vouchable, and a fuzzbreaux, they should get to participate. On one condition: make yourself present in discussion, and be way stalkable. Plus we can reach 50 people sooner so we can start stalking and saving up and talking to our favorite builders.
I want to say it was a vote last year? Like, I think we can all agree that 1st post SS would probably raise some eyebrows?
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:48 pm
by neonblack
Every time you post a dildo, an elder god gets his indescribably horrific appendages that would break the human mind to gaze upon, but could best be described, immediately before slipping into madness, as wings.
Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:55 pm
by ShaunNecro
neonblack wrote:Every time you post a dildo, an elder god gets his indescribably horrific appendages that would break the human mind to gaze upon, but could best be described, immediately before slipping into madness, as wings.
You heard the man! Dildo thread go!

Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:59 pm
by Gone Fission
In. Though not in Bendy's Fleshlight. I care, but there are boundaries, man.