★★ BILF 2015 (Category Winners Announced Pg 27! Fuck!) ★★

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:16 pm

VELCRO is the secret chord that pleased the Lord, after all.

digi2t · Post by **digi2t** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:25 pm

vidret wrote:I've changed my mind.

i'm only in on this if we telegraph our votes in, exclusively.

This might be useful then....

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:34 pm

vidret wrote:meh. i want this shit to rival the fucking eurovision song contest in terms of complexity and stupidity. don't be a bore, be a gearwhore, vote more.

Ok. In true Eurovision style I'm voting for Norwegian boards, then the Danes, and maybe a cute Icelandic board. The Finns can have a sympathy vote.
We need some ridiculous British entries that show that they don't take things seriously (in case they lose). Monkeydancer can't you throw together a P&W board with an altoids can with a laminated photo of engelbert Humperdinck on it?

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:46 pm

goroth wrote:Ok. In true Eurovision style I'm voting for Norwegian boards, then the Danes, and maybe a cute Icelandic board. The Finns can have a sympathy vote.

As a Norwegian with a family who made me watch Eurovision growing up, this is so incredibily accurate. My God. Here come the flashbacks.

phantasmagorovich · Post by **phantasmagorovich** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:51 pm

"France: Zero points."

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:52 pm

phantasmagorovich wrote:"France: Zero points."

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:54 pm

Can I still enter??? I didn't have a chance to get a good shot before I left and want to throw some of my new stuff on my board.

I can take a picture this evening. If not, no issues!

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:06 pm

UglyCasanova wrote:
phantasmagorovich wrote:"France: Zero points."

D'arcy is cool and all, but in Eurovision I don't think Sweden has ever voted for France. Although that guy in the golf cart got a lot of votes.

Where are the tastelessly skimpy Ukranian boards?

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:11 pm

goroth wrote:
vidret wrote:meh. i want this shit to rival the fucking eurovision song contest in terms of complexity and stupidity. don't be a bore, be a gearwhore, vote more.
Ok. In true Eurovision style I'm voting for Norwegian boards, then the Danes, and maybe a cute Icelandic board. The Finns can have a sympathy vote.
We need some ridiculous British entries that show that they don't take things seriously (in case they lose). Monkeydancer can't you throw together a P&W board with an altoids can with a laminated photo of engelbert Humperdinck on it?

I can damn well try, and heroically come last.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:00 pm

I've never watched Eurovision. But, I don't like your tone, young people. If I'm ever to ship you anything, I'll be sure to forget le saucisson, le wine and le caramel au beurre salé.

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:21 pm

Damn. Now I want some caramel au beurre salé.
Thanks for the craving D'arcy.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:30 pm

HAHAHAHAHA MY EVIL VENGEANCE. Feel the emptiness in your tummy? That's what you get for mocking La patrie républicaine.

Casanova is probably beating himself over the saucisson, thinking it could have been the perfect excuse to stop the vegetarian nonsense for a moment.

And Phanta is crying, because he's my wine whore.

I no joke with jokes.

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:35 pm

Hah! I still eat cheese though. Try withholding cheese next time.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:55 pm

Sent an entry. Hopefully I'm in. Couldn't figure out how to resize my damn pictures though.

cedarskies · Post by **cedarskies** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:33 pm

i'm so excited, i'm going to vote like 50 times

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