The Confessions Thread

[bob the r0bot]

Every time someone posts something exceptionally sad in the rage thread I am overcome with the desire to declare them the winner of the thread.

[D.o.S.]

I'm very close to pulling up a website for chicks w/ dildoes fucking guys to disprove feminist arguments against pornagraphy.

[kbit]

Up until recently I read bronzetalon's username as "bro-zel-ton" in my head, WHICH IT CLEARLY DOESN'T FUCKING READ.

[bob the r0bot]

Up until recently I read bronzetalon's username as "bro-zel-ton" in my head, WHICH IT CLEARLY DOESN'T FUCKING READ.

I did until you posted this; WHY DID YOU RUIN SUCH AN AWESOME NAME FOR ME?

[kbit]

[Officer Bukowski]

I've been really high literally every time I've ever shot a gun.

[D.o.S.]

I've been really high literally every time I've ever shot a gun.

Pop Caps and Smoke Blunts!


Confession: I stole Wiz Khalifa's business model for years: stealing they bitch and smokin' hella trees with 'em.

[Blackened Soul]

Up until recently I read bronzetalon's username as "bro-zel-ton" in my head, WHICH IT CLEARLY DOESN'T FUCKING READ.

I think I do this to over half the user names here

[the_carl]

Up until recently I read bronzetalon's username as "bro-zel-ton" in my head, WHICH IT CLEARLY DOESN'T FUCKING READ.

I think I do this to over half the user names here

I do this too.

It took me forever to realize blooghost was bloo-ghost and not bloog-hoost. I continue to read it as bloog-host 'cause it sounds cooler.

[soldersqueeze]

While bored at work I signed up to TGP out of curiosity. It made me feel superior and inferior at the same time. I was left confused, dizzy, nauseous, afraid and alone. It made me question everything I hold true when it comes to guitars, music and love. I fear it has aged me a hundred years.

Now, excuse me while I go and "break-in" my guitar cables to increase(?) high end response.

[snipelfritz]

Up until recently I read bronzetalon's username as "bro-zel-ton" in my head, WHICH IT CLEARLY DOESN'T FUCKING READ.

I think I do this to over half the user names here

I do this too.

It took me forever to realize blooghost was bloo-ghost and not bloog-hoost. I continue to read it as bloog-host 'cause it sounds cooler.

I've always done that on purpose.

but remember kids...it's snipple(like snapple w/o the "a" or nipple with an "s") then fritz.

[Schlatte]

I had a bunny that looked exactly like the one in your avatar... his name was Simba (I was a huge Lion King fan). He died on Christmas four years ago..... I've had him since I was 5 years old.... Your avatar makes me remember him.

[MEC]

I had a bunny that looked exactly like the one in your avatar... his name was Simba (I was a huge Lion King fan). He died on Christmas four years ago..... I've had him since I was 5 years old.... Your avatar makes me remember him.

YOU WIN!!!





edit: Sorry, I thought this was the spite/rage thread.

[ashdown]

[bob the r0bot]

I had a bunny that looked exactly like the one in your avatar... his name was Simba (I was a huge Lion King fan). He died on Christmas four years ago..... I've had him since I was 5 years old.... Your avatar makes me remember him.

:!!!: YOU WIN!!!





edit: Sorry, I thought this was the spite/rage thread.

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