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Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:15 pm**

Achtane wrote:
dubkitty wrote:here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.

This is all so true.
which is why homemade porn is the only porn
and not that "amateur" crap which is just low-budget porn-porn
and none of that hidden camera shit either, you know that was the end of that relationship, well, either that or the dude scoured craigslist for a girl or somethin'

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:37 pm**

the other thing i've said about porn for years is that it's the equivalent of paying to go to a restaurant to watch other people eat. but i'm aware that i'm probably the only hetero male in America not involved with a hyperfundamentalist cult that isn't into teh pr0nz.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:15 am**

snipelfritz wrote:
the_carl wrote:
maz91379 wrote:My top website result when i type www. is porn

Dude, that's what incognito mode is for.

That's what disabling auto-fill in is for.

BOTH WRONG

that's what auto-fill is FOR

a didn't go to school yesterday evening... watched Blade Runner and chat with my beloved... and listened to new BTBAM ep... FUCKING AWESOME.. it was awesome live and it's awesome... not live...

a good evening for sure

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:27 am**

I think I pretty much only like dirt and delay. For "normal" playing.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:08 am**

if i could play through a large enough amp array i wouldn't need anything but a Distortion+. i'd have to have about 600 - 1000 watts, though, enough to turn the air semi-colloidal. like a whole line of Marshall 1987s or Hiwatts, all dimed with stacked pairs of 4x12s. or JCM800s if i'm feeling particularly nihilistic. with that much air moving i wouldn't need modulation any more, i could just point the cabs in directions that would cause weird phase cancellations and shit. just give me a D+, a delay that does reverb (or vice versa...my EQD Space Echo would probably work just fine) and maybe some kind of a filter pedal and i'm off to the races. then give me a bassist with 2000 tube watts, preferably Fender pres into Macintosh 2600s, and a drummer who can fill out the rest of the arrangements. BANZAI!!!

i've found that i really like the Emma DiscomBOBulator envelope filter for "normal" playing. on its more restrained settings it does a really nice faux wah-wah pedal sound a la Stephen Stills on the Super Session LP, which i appreciate because i love the sound of wah but hate operating a wah pedal because i'm really not good at it at all.

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:52 am**

Achtane wrote:
dubkitty wrote:here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.

This is all so true.
which is why homemade porn is the only porn
and not that "amateur" crap which is just low-budget porn-porn
and none of that hidden camera shit either, you know that was the end of that relationship, well, either that or the dude scoured craigslist for a girl or somethin'

That's all the shit I watch these days, It's really rare for me to enjoy any kind of budgeted porn.

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:49 pm**

I have watched all these back to back... more then once... :picard:

NSFW: show

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:14 pm**

I eat a half a dozen eggs a day.

Before the "OMG that's so bad for your cholesterol!"...

My good cholesterol: Too low and actually needs to go up to be in a healthy range.
My bad cholesterol: Optimal healthy level (An LDL cholesterol level of less than 100 mg/dL (less than 2.6 mmol/L) is considered optimal.)

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:20 am**

eggs aren't the biggest source of cholesterol. I've read somewhere that the yellow and the white in the egg actually cancel each other out with the cholesterol so it's not that "unhealthy"- if you prefer your eggs roasted in pig or cattle brains your cholesterol should go up in astronomic heights. Brains are pretty salty too, so you don't really have to salt your meal either. Maybe add a little bit of bacon/ham and you're all set for a delicious cholesterol pumping meal.

tl;dr: make sure to get your brain at a trustworthy place. Bio brain is pretty expensive but you don't want to get all sorts of diseases, do you?

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:46 am**

Solution for too low cholesterol:

NSFW: show

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:53 am**

Mudfuzz wrote:I have watched all these back to back... more then once...
NSFW: show
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtjK5rLA3k[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKALJrL_5M4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WPNoNuuyeU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssOLgHI8Pw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oKwbnI10h4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqn8fttPz6M[/youtube]

These are my favorites...
Well...it's not the polka, but still similar...

NSFW: show

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:53 pm**

I watch demos for pedals I already own.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:31 pm**

wfs1234 wrote:I watch demos for pedals I already own.

its to remind me how to use them!

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:37 pm**

I'm very close to pulling up a website for chicks w/ dildoes fucking guys to disprove feminist arguments against pornagraphy.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:09 pm**

snipelfritz wrote:I'm very close to pulling up a website for chicks w/ dildoes fucking guys to disprove feminist arguments against pornagraphy.

Only interested if you star and you can prove the womenz to be real feminists.

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