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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:13 am
by snipelfritz
Officer Bukowski wrote:I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night
This sounds like the kind of innuendo Johnny Cash would come up with.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:59 am
by dubkitty
i'm thinking Ron White..."I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night...i walked past her with my cigarette and her hair products exploded."
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:05 am
by snipelfritz
dubkitty wrote:i'm thinking Ron White..."I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night...i walked past her with my cigarette and her hair products exploded."
"...they call me tater salad."
Doesn't he smoke cigars all the time?
I do an awesome Ron White impression. I look around nodding, pretending to chew on a cigar for a while, then I say, "I'm not funny." That's it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:24 am
by D.o.S.
'97 Raw Power remix is one of the greatest remixes ever.
Fuck dynamics.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:17 am
by Moustache_Bash
I own season 1 and 2 of The OC.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:25 am
by snipelfritz
And you're embarrassed to not own the rest of such a terrible TV show thereby demonstrating a lack of commitment?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:26 am
by D.o.S.
There's more than two seasons of the OC?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:19 am
by Moustache_Bash
snipelfritz wrote:And you're embarrassed to not own the rest of such a terrible TV show thereby demonstrating a lack of commitment?
Nah, my interest has just kind of tapered off on the show and money has been going to other things than some awzum cali dramaz.
D.o.S. wrote:There's more than two seasons of the OC?
Shit hits the fan in season four.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:25 pm
by alexa.
ashdown wrote:i wish i was stoned right now
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:06 pm
by madmax1012
alexa. wrote:ashdown wrote:i wish i was stoned right now
i third this statement.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:06 pm
by the_carl
maz91379 wrote:My top website result when i type www. is porn
Dude, that's what incognito mode is for.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:27 pm
by snipelfritz
the_carl wrote:maz91379 wrote:My top website result when i type www. is porn
Dude, that's what incognito mode is for.
That's what disabling auto-fill in is for.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:26 pm
by Birthday Boy
maz91379 wrote:My top website result when i type www. is porn and facebook
You are a mirror to modern society?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:40 pm
by dubkitty
here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:49 pm
by Achtane
dubkitty wrote:here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.
This is all so true.
which is why homemade porn is the only porn
and not that "amateur" crap which is just low-budget porn-porn
and none of that hidden camera shit either, you know that was the end of that relationship, well, either that or the dude scoured craigslist for a girl or somethin'