The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night

This sounds like the kind of innuendo Johnny Cash would come up with.

[dubkitty]

i'm thinking Ron White..."I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night...i walked past her with my cigarette and her hair products exploded."

[snipelfritz]

i'm thinking Ron White..."I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night...i walked past her with my cigarette and her hair products exploded."

"...they call me tater salad."

Doesn't he smoke cigars all the time?

I do an awesome Ron White impression. I look around nodding, pretending to chew on a cigar for a while, then I say, "I'm not funny." That's it.

[D.o.S.]

'97 Raw Power remix is one of the greatest remixes ever.

Fuck dynamics.

[Moustache_Bash]

I own season 1 and 2 of The OC.

[snipelfritz]

And you're embarrassed to not own the rest of such a terrible TV show thereby demonstrating a lack of commitment?

[D.o.S.]

There's more than two seasons of the OC?

[Moustache_Bash]

And you're embarrassed to not own the rest of such a terrible TV show thereby demonstrating a lack of commitment?

Nah, my interest has just kind of tapered off on the show and money has been going to other things than some awzum cali dramaz.

There's more than two seasons of the OC?

Shit hits the fan in season four.

[alexa.]

i wish i was stoned right now

[madmax1012]

i wish i was stoned right now

i third this statement.

[the_carl]

My top website result when i type www. is porn

Dude, that's what incognito mode is for.

[snipelfritz]

My top website result when i type www. is porn

Dude, that's what incognito mode is for.

That's what disabling auto-fill in is for.

[Birthday Boy]

My top website result when i type www. is porn and facebook

You are a mirror to modern society?

[dubkitty]

here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.

[Achtane]

here's one for a Confessions thread: i don't like porn. never have. it's always seemed creepy and artificial to me. and on some instinctive level i've never wanted to get attached to the image of the kind of women that the sex industry sells to men, because i know that i can't ever have that. women who look like that are never going to climb all over me unless, like the sad protagonist in T Bone Burnett's "The Sixties," i pay them double.

This is all so true.
which is why homemade porn is the only porn
and not that "amateur" crap which is just low-budget porn-porn
and none of that hidden camera shit either, you know that was the end of that relationship, well, either that or the dude scoured craigslist for a girl or somethin'