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maz91379 wrote:I tried that but it had a weird smokey flavor to it and most of the cheese melted out it was a sad day. I ended up covering the next one in lemon curd to make up for the dryness it sorta worked but i knew how much better it could have been on the inside.

You can use mayonnaise as a butter substitute, just spread it pretty thin.

So, I'm watching this Scottish show called Burnistoun. I've decided that these people are certainly speaking a language other than English.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5Q-s7sUHI[/youtube]

I usually always use the handicap bathroom stall. I like the space and the fact there is usually a sink in there.

Today i was at McDonalds and had to take a wicked shit. Right when i started my evil burning liquid shit, I hear the door to the bathroom open. and guess what...its a man in a wheelchair. god damn it. I saw the wheels under the stall as he rattled the door, seeing it if was occupied. and he waited out side the door...I couldnt finish. i couldnt even look him in the face as i left the bathroom.

Grrface wrote:So, I'm watching this Scottish show called Burnistoun. I've decided that these people are certainly speaking a language other than English.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5Q-s7sUHI[/youtube]

That was terrible.

In college, I had a roommate who was Scottish. I had to ask him to repeat just about everything he said. Seriously, Scottish people sound like they're all playing Chubby Bunny on speed.

I will say this, the rest of the show is pretty dang hysterical.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ[/youtube]

having grown up on the South Side of Chicago, i have no trouble at all deciphering the lyrics to old blues songs--i once amazed an old folkie by knowing a line to a Robert Johnson song he'd puzzled over for years--but i can't figure out people with Scots and particularly Irish accents for shit. Van Morrison is the worst...he has a Northern Irish accent, which is even more obscure.

It's not even the accent, it's the vernacular.

Living in the good old Northeast, I have to regularly talk to the various brutes, rednecks, yuppies and intellectuals that make up our fine region. Plus I live a few blocks away from a huge refugee population, many of whom I play basketball with, so you get a smattering of French, Ebonic English, and a bunch of other languages I can't name.

And, of course, in a lot of situations it's quite important to decipher the tone and intention behind a phrase like "that's bullshit, motherfucker."

Language is Absolute Madness.

D.o.S. wrote:It's not even the accent, it's the vernacular.

Living in the good old Northeast, I have to regularly talk to the various brutes, rednecks, yuppies and intellectuals that make up our fine region. Plus I live a few blocks away from a huge refugee population, many of whom I play basketball with, so you get a smattering of French, Ebonic English, and a bunch of other languages I can't name.

And, of course, in a lot of situations it's quite important to decipher the tone and intention behind a phrase like "that's bullshit, motherfucker."

Language is Absolute Madness.

I have no ability to decipher accents. Even slight ones. When my mom speaks with an Italian accent (which comes and goes) I can't understand her, even though it is otherwise fluent English. I'm probably the only person in my family that picked up none of my families various accents. When everyone's together they'll be sitting at the dinner table talking and I'll be sitting there like 'Wtf is everyone saying?'

There was an old, black man who came into the gas station where I used to work and asked for "Mehtuh-huh." It took forever to get that he was looking for motor oil. I'm so white.

I own a rifle. I don't keep it with me though. It's at my family's house upstate NY. There are a lot of wild animals of the "could kill you if they wanted to" variety on the property.

I crave digital distortion

maz91379 wrote:Well and how else are you supposed to be proficient with grouping double taps to the head for the coming zombie apocalypse . Ammo will be in short supply and each shot betrays your more definite location to the larger zombie horde . Just saying.

yeah.. and that's why you should use baseball bats, golf clubs, ...

i wish i was stoned right now

I may have set an innocent red-haired lady on fire last night.

It was at a Kyuss show. I was rippin a fat j and I got pushed by a whole bunch of people. And I accidentally bumped into the lady. And as I was getting pulled away I couldn't help but notice that the whole cherry from the j was in her doo. And it was smoking profusely. So I felt bad for a second, lol'd, relit the j, and rocked out to fucking kyuss.

alexa. wrote:I crave digital distortion

Go to the gear page and post that,

It will create so much flame that Alexander Dumble will rise from the grave and strike u down

And kno what? You'll deserve it for desiring thos electron murdering digital crystal lattices