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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 3:05 pm
by casecandy
Strange Tales wrote:
casecandy wrote:TBH... I like the post-rock black metal way more than the "real" black metal.

How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure

Also, if it had been Alcest, I would have said, "French black-metal longhairs discover reverb, Instagram filters; immediately form Explosions In The Sky tribute band."

ANYWAY

NYU student gets English degree, moves to the Bay, smokes a thousand cigarettes, and gargles excerpts from his diary at you until he literally requires surgery.
Jawbreaker
Obvi! Your prize is one of the throat polyps they removed. Framed.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:31 pm
by jrmy
D.o.S. wrote:idk I found out about Sannhet from this thread. They're pretty rad, or at least their newest album is pretty rad.
Ha! I dig 'em too - they put in a BLISTERING set when I saw them in September.
casecandy wrote:How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure
Actually, the Slytherin thing was just me trying to throw in a Potterism. DoS hadn't responded at that point. I've always thought of him more as a Ravenclaw, myself. But then I also hate the whole covert Myers/Briggs bullshit implied by the sorting hat...

ANYHOW...

Bay Area band of freaks burns through four or five different vocalists before settling on the hyperactive lunatic who launches them to the top with a rap/rock anthem that 99% of the rest of their catalog out-weirds in milliseconds.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:34 pm
by Inconuucl
Faith no more?

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:40 pm
by D.o.S.
definitely.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:47 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Total fucking caveman plays drums and yells and shit while skinnier caveman with more hair plays guitar and screams and shit in a band that over-powers and out-violences most powerviolence and features obtuse and sometimes idiotic lyrics about medical instruments and being a dude. Also one of the dudes is a siq ass artist that mad people are ripping off right now.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:10 pm
by jrmy
Inconuucl wrote:Faith no more?
D.o.S. wrote:definitely.
But of course.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:36 pm
by kbit
SPACERITUAL wrote:Total fucking caveman plays drums and yells and shit while skinnier caveman with more hair plays guitar and screams and shit in a band that over-powers and out-violences most powerviolence and features obtuse and sometimes idiotic lyrics about medical instruments and being a dude. Also one of the dudes is a siq ass artist that mad people are ripping off right now.
I don't know what this is but I'll be checking it out after someone guesses it.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:19 pm
by Inconuucl
Yeah, that breaks the "shittiest terms possible" part of this thread. :p

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 2:14 am
by eggy in a bready
the answer to that would be Iron Lung

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:54 am
by DarkAxel
ProCarsteNation wrote:^does it have to do with your recent concert goings?
Nope but you actually could easily guess it since we mentioned them in COlogne :)

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:11 am
by SPACERITUAL
eggy in a bready wrote:the answer to that would be Iron Lung
DING DING DING DING DING

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:24 pm
by ProCarsteNation
DarkAxel wrote:
ProCarsteNation wrote:^does it have to do with your recent concert goings?
Nope but you actually could easily guess it since we mentioned them in COlogne :)

So Tell it Guv'nor to Me:


was it shortly before or after we listened to this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEEgleT0Wz4[/youtube]

?
;)

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:24 am
by GardenoftheDead
A wine sniffing douchebag singing in front of 3 lazy stoners.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 1:59 am
by Iommic Pope
Tool.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:28 am
by Inconuucl
I personally would have gone with "The members fit the band name" for tool. :lol: