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Re: Effector 13 Is Back

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Yea, I knew her before Devi Ever existed (I guess a long time ago...). Didn't know how weird and bad stuff got. I stopped buying when I didn't like the quality of stuff I got. I'm not going to support any of her stuff (been looking around).

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lordgalvar wrote:
Dandolin wrote:IF FB had a dislike button, I would use it more often.
I wish it did too.
If wishes were unicorns, Dwarfcraft would rain Eau Clair Thunder on Douche Factor 13's...erm..douche factory.
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Oh well. I'll buy one and etch a dick on it.
But you guys put dicks on things all the time. Hell if I got an Acid Splash designed etch without a dick (hidden or otherwise) I'd think you and Jeff were outsourcing your labor...


Maybe do a warty choad instead.
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Joe Gress wrote:
jwar wrote:
Oh well. I'll buy one and etch a dick on it.
But you guys put dicks on things all the time. Hell if I got an Acid Splash designed etch without a dick (hidden or otherwise) I'd think you and Jeff were outsourcing your labor...


Maybe do a warty choad instead.

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So, there's been a lot of stress about bad commercial shenanigans here on the ILF lately. Perhaps a handyprodukt available on Internet might help alleviate:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Circuit-Bent-Ex ... 3f4cf6f4b7

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I'm wondering how long it'll be before we're all transphobic hooligans.

I'm sadly not really jesting, you know that card is going to come a-flyin'.
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aens_wife wrote:that means a delay for Dwarfcraft this summer, though!
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back at rfurtkamp...speaking purely for my own manifestly insignificant ILFself: Geez, I hope *my* generally slack usage of the commonly slung d-word-for-feminine-hygiene-product-signifying-bad-behavior is not deconstructable to transphobic or misogynistic anything, although I know I have no power over that interpretive process. I appreciate the back-stories and have nothing native *against* the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Devi Ever.... My pitchfork-picking-upitude has to do with what I view as a clearly wrong-headed and flat-out provocative series of recent *actions*. Though, fair enough, name calling is name calling and will always wrong foot you in an argument. As for others, idk for sure, but I really don't think this is *that* kind've place.

Erm, sorry. I was the one being a douche dick.
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What kind of world do we live in where I can only hate a person if they're a white, heterosexual, non-transgender male?
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Ugly Nora wrote:What kind of world do we live in where I can only hate a person if they're a white, heterosexual, non-transgender male?
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Not only is it only acceptable to hate white, heterosexual, non-transgender males, but it is compulsory: so hate me, hate me good. :mad: :hug: It's the thing to do; it is the Law. No sympathy for The Man who hates having to be The Man.

Edit. Later. Goobledegook. Stupid talk sans mentation. Sadly common in Chez Dando. :facepalm:
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Ugly Nora wrote:What kind of world do we live in where I can only hate a person if they're a white, heterosexual, non-transgender male?
One that I'll be a transphobic, racist, self-loathing misogynist of a bastard by that world's standards.

I loved the old Devi products, even with their flaws. I loved what Charlotte was trying to do around the time it all fell apart - some of my favorite personal pedals are from that era.

But there's no going back from the Kickstarter debacle at this point. There just isn't.

I don't do Kickstarters for *Anybody*, let alone for that dollar figure without a solid solid solid record of delivering. $10-20? Sure, #yolo. $300+? Nope.

But the stuff I loved is out of production, and I'm ok with that. I have the schematics (for which I am genuinely grateful to Devi for making available to everybody), I have the originals to clone exact versions from if I desire, etc.

I've moved on, trying to draw a line between some things i love and the problems surrounding the name and legacy. I guess that makes me an ungrateful, hateful sonofabitch.
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rfurtkamp wrote: I've moved on, trying to draw a line between some things i love and the problems surrounding the name and legacy. I guess that makes me an ungrateful, hateful sonofabitch.
I think this is a very important distinction. The person and the products. She really did influence a LOT of people with cool designs. That is why we were excited to work with her when she wanted out.
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rfurtkamp wrote:
Ugly Nora wrote:What kind of world do we live in where I can only hate a person if they're a white, heterosexual, non-transgender male?
One that I'll be a transphobic, racist, self-loathing misogynist of a bastard by that world's standards.
Ouch. I guess I can read between the lines and non-lines. Incorrigible but instructable and accordingly out.

Edit. Later. Yeah. Finally got something right. Back out.
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