The Video Game thread

[bob the r0bot]

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LET'S DO THIS

[Achtane]

Oh no
I predict that Behndy will get in a foul mood and kill four of us in order to craft a cup bearing an image of himself killing four of us. A cup of exquisite craftsmanship. He will then rush headfirst into a skeletal dragon, swing another dwarf's corpse at it and immediately get roasted.
One person will drown in a very shallow river.
The other will suffer bruises on their fingers and die from blood loss.

That's how most of my friend's games go, anyhow. Perhaps ILF will fare slightly better.
I only play adventure mode, where my only goal is to become as proficient with miscellaneous weapons as possible. There was one run where all I ever used were horse corpses, and I was damn good with them. Throw a dead horse at the enemy to break his legs, then move in and stab him to death with another horse corpse.
I was unable to defeat my archenemy, a snow demon, using this method...even though I broke literally every bone in his body using my horses, gouged his eyes out, etc. He would pass out from the pain, wake up and immediately pass out again...just never die.

Dwarf. Fortress.

[bob the r0bot]

Oh no
I predict that Behndy will get in a foul mood and kill four of us in order to craft a cup bearing an image of himself killing four of us.

You're not too far off, only a few hours in and Behndy has withdrawn from society.

[behndy]

lol. so. HAWT.

i haz Teh Gigglez.

'm off to a show, and this is just AWESOME pre jam out happiness.

yay!

[bob the r0bot]

lol. so. HAWT.

i haz Teh Gigglez.

'm off to a show, and this is just AWESOME pre jam out happiness.

yay!

Don't get too happy, you were just murdered by a berserk tanner.

[behndy]

fucking Tanners. my one weakness.

[bob the r0bot]

fucking Tanners. my one weakness.

You're not alone though, Achtane just got snuffed as well.

nvr4gt

EDIT:
FUCKINGSHITCUNT

[foomanfat]

Jeeze, Tanner's don't jank about.

[bob the r0bot]

The rouge tanner appears to be stealing miscellaneous clothing from his victims.

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Jeeze, Tanner's don't jank about.

They do not

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EDIT:
then all my water sources froze

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[bob the r0bot]

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The reign of terror is over
You can all go back to dying of thirst now.

[behndy]

FINALLY.

oddly enough, i just ate a bag of not so good tortilla chips and i am DRY over here.

[coldbrightsunlight]

DF is the fuckin shit. I always play loooaaads for a week or two and then get bored and come back to it in a month or two. As a consequence I never have a fucking clue what's happening in my fortresses when I come back to the game and I generally cba and do something stupid to kill everyone and start again. Maybe one day I'll graduate to consistently playing it, which would be nice because there's a whole lot of shit I've never got good enough to do.

[bob the r0bot]

Well, that escalated quickly

[coldbrightsunlight]

[futuresailors]

FUTURESAILORS SURVIVES!