The Confessions Thread

[nieh]

I have a Catcher in the Rye/J.D. Salinger collection.

[dubkitty]

no, that wasn't for you, Axel...you're already using your opportunity wisely. i'm saying that if you're doing nothing, do something. i spent years being confused and alone when i was living in an environment FULL of single women who in some cases were practically jumping on me, because i was looking for, i dunno, true love. i should have spent less of that time alone. if i already had someone i loved, expanding my opportunity set would be unethical. or to put it another way: four weeks ago expanding my opportunity set would have been unethical; now i've been unequivocally freed/discharged by the object of my affections, and it's no longer unethical for me to seek comfort elsewhere. dig?

[Mudfuzz]

I have a Catcher in the Rye/J.D. Salinger collection.

[dubkitty]

I have a Catcher in the Rye/J.D. Salinger collection.

have you decided which celebrity to stalk yet? Charlie Sheen totally needs a stalker...it'd be entertaining as all hell. or Julian Assange for the irony factor.

[Blackened Soul]

I have a Catcher in the Rye/J.D. Salinger collection.

have you decided which celebrity to stalk yet? Charlie Sheen totally needs a stalker...it'd be entertaining as all hell. or Julian Assange for the irony factor.

[dubkitty]

better: Jesse Ventura. give him a reason to be afraid of conspiracies and shit.

[DarkAxel]

no, that wasn't for you, Axel...you're already using your opportunity wisely. i'm saying that if you're doing nothing, do something. i spent years being confused and alone when i was living in an environment FULL of single women who in some cases were practically jumping on me, because i was looking for, i dunno, true love. i should have spent less of that time alone. if i already had someone i loved, expanding my opportunity set would be unethical. or to put it another way: four weeks ago expanding my opportunity set would have been unethical; now i've been unequivocally freed/discharged by the object of my affections, and it's no longer unethical for me to seek comfort elsewhere. dig?

i can dig

i never get people saying "hey, you're not single in THAT town over there, but HERE you are... get some pussy"

that happened to me yesterday

[foomanfat]

I really want an ES-325 because it would feedback like a champ.

[dubkitty]

i have to get the busted neck on my ES335 fixed for the same reason. that thing is a feedback machine...it sounds like the entire *Year of the Horse* album all by itself.

[maxwellm]

I can't really play guitar.

That's as honest as it gets.

[Achtane]

I can't really play guitar.

That's as honest as it gets.

You'll fit in well here.

[ashdown]

I can't really play guitar.

That's as honest as it gets.

You'll fit in well here.

+1

[dubkitty]

Are there any 330 clones or just any complete hollowbody with p90s out there that is better/ on the same playing field as what gibson currently has out for millions of dollars for less. Like i know heritage but they are still in the decent but higher price tier category. Used casino reissue might make sense but their price is offset by the beatles cover bands.

Burned my grilled cheese because i left it unattended while on ilf i didnt have sufficient butter to make another one although i tried.

Casino, Casino, Casino. look around in the local shops; you may be able to find one of the various special Korean-built versions that have gone around in the last few years which are stealth MONSTERS. there's one in particular with a factory Bigsby on that may still be around NOS which absolutely kills. the "inspired by John Lennon" models are purported to be better than the standard Casino, and are still acres cheaper than the cheapest ES330.

if you couldn't scrape the burnt part off, you could have taken the burned slice off, scraped the melty cheese onto the surviving slice, folded it over, and BAM! grilled HALF-cheese sandwich.

[foomanfat]

I can't really play guitar.

That's as honest as it gets.

[D.o.S.]

I tried that but it had a weird smokey flavor to it and most of the cheese melted out it was a sad day. I ended up covering the next one in lemon curd to make up for the dryness it sorta worked but i knew how much better it could have been on the inside.

That's what he said!