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So I'm at a bar and they got the karaoke going and all that.. and this old boy is playing the pool cue like a mother fucker

aw shit i got into the wine. wife doesn't usually leave any around.

I just found this pic I took like four years ago

It was the start of a doomy day.

Yikes!! 40oz x2 of the 211?!?

so tonight..........

Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't get drunk.. but tonight we are having a party. So I am now getting drunk bitches. Wait .. drunk, bitches. Not drunk bitches

After another 2 weeks of managing work without the Boss, i'm enjoying myself playing Overwatch while binging Nine Inch Nails and a few of these:


I'm content

I basically walked around in the woods drunk with a knife last night

Sounds like grade school.

I'm still a little boy at heart.

Open-faced PB&J sandwiches. Bread toasted with a little butter before the PB&J.

Been driv'n threw bat country with a voice screaming holy Jesus what are these god damn animals

Did you see what gaaaaawd just did to us man?

Man, how did this thread get so lost? Are we all in fucking rehab?

So, my ex's fiancee made a major faux pas yesterday and now ex's parents are really feeling legit confusion and anguish and ex wants to blow up the world. I counseled her to think about her and fiancee's daughter, but she's too mad to give a damn. I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label and went over with the intention of getting everyone a little lubed and talking it all out to smooth things over, but nobody would drink with me, so fuck it, I had about six shots by myself. I think it's been more than two years since I've drank anything.

So fuck it, I'm feeling fine, and if ex wants to blow up the fucking world tonight, I don't care anymore. I'll just keep listening to Orange Goblin, because hey, FTW.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNpDmKHAjeE[/youtube]

And as for the biker chick on the cover, I just LOVE women with character.

Not drunk per say but apparently poppin low dose xanies like tic tacs and drinking lots of caffeine throughout the day turns you back into a 19 year old.
Kind of nice... won't need to do it again but it's been fun.