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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:26 am
by snipelfritz
Tee Hee Tummy Tums!!!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:28 am
by bob the r0bot
snipelfritz wrote:Tee Hee Tummy Tums!!!
Damn straight.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:32 am
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Pink Flamingos is one fucking crazy movie. Incest, voyeurism, forced bestiality, indecent exposure, kidnapping, black market baby rings, artificial insemination of humans, cannibalism, cutting off somebody's dick, eating dog shit, a guy who lip syncs with his asshole, cross-dressing, tainted sentient furniture, sending poop in the mail, petty theft.
Yeah, John Waters is pretty out there.
Imagine it in smell-o-vision:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/08 ... mells.html
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:48 am
by tuffteef
coming to two weeks on my operation mo stache
its at the point where food is getting in it
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:03 am
by The4455
tuffteef wrote:coming to two weeks on my operation mo stache
its at the point where food is getting in it
Sounds hot
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:35 am
by D.o.S.
No shaving until you hit Sam Elliot status:

Cover both lips with your facial shrubbery. Then we'll talk.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:38 pm
by Achtane
Sooooo yesterday I was thinking (as I frequently do) about how fucking crazy it is to be alive and that every other thing, living or nonliving is pretty absurd as well. Later that night I was reading Blood Meridian and saw:
The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.
The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others.
And it was like "FUCK YEAH"
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:40 pm
by bob the r0bot

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Go nuts.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:48 pm
by Mudfuzz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhv7D1ZdM[/youtube]

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:04 am
by Achtane
dude this is awesome
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhseHCwWhE[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:13 am
by the_carl
So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:25 am
by Mudfuzz
Achtane wrote:dude this is awesome
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhseHCwWhE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:11 pm
by unownunown
if you ever have an upset stomach, drink some sidral mundet freal. it's like an appley ginger ale but without ginger and with juice and no hfcs. and it's available at like fucking walmart and shit. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM LIFE

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:25 pm
by theavondon
the_carl wrote:So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:30 pm
by Achtane
theavondon wrote:the_carl wrote:So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.
It's the zen in making a tiny meal 'n shit.
In Japan the single religion that all practice is cuteness and in cuteness there is but one collective god. Tiny things are god.
Also holy shit my dad found a Powell Peralta Bucky Lasek skateboard for $10 in a thrift store, the one with stadium graphics. That's $300 or something.