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Eivind August wrote:For what it's worth, I think you're alright for a garbage person.

thanks, pal

Favorite Thai place I've eaten at for years is NUKING my stomach tonight. Like, verging on the food poisoning experience. Fuuuuck.

The Eristic wrote:Favorite Thai place I've eaten at for years is NUKING my stomach tonight. Like, verging on the food poisoning experience. Fuuuuck.

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I have leftovers, too. Was planning on having them for lunch tomorrow....... part of me is still kinda tempted, it *was* good and cost like $20. Like, maybe it was just the peanut sauce with the basil rolls. Yeah, that's what did it.

if you can still see and/or maintain stable consciousness, then it isn't food poisoning here; just an inconvenience. fight fire with fire. embrace the dragon in your intestines and master it... or i guess cry trying and wake up on your own bathroom floor cold and sweating tomorrow once it destroys you?

Teaspoon of baking soda in a half a glass of water, pound, consume leftovers as stated above.

Turns out it's just not possible to convince people that certain smells give you a headache. So fuck me for this stupid sensitive sense of smell, I guess.

foomanfat wrote:Turns out it's just not possible to convince people that certain smells give you a headache. So fuck me for this stupid sensitive sense of smell, I guess.

That just discounts all pregnant women out of hand. Which tracks...if it hasn't happened to someone directly, it doesn't exist.

every single person i was talking to before i left for tour is not talking to me anymore. fuck pursuing relationships. the night i got back from tour i finally started to get really sick and still feel like shit. it's been a week. and to top it all off, my mom fell yesterday and fucked up her face and teeth but i'm too paralyzed with anxiety and live too far away to do anything about it.

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waltdogg wrote:every single person i was talking to before i left for tour is not talking to me anymore. fuck pursuing relationships. the night i got back from tour i finally started to get really sick and still feel like shit. it's been a week. and to top it all off, my mom fell yesterday and fucked up her face and teeth but i'm too paralyzed with anxiety and live too far away to do anything about it.

People are fucking weird. Its like if you leave for any amount of time longer than a fucking week your just suddenly dead to that whole bubble everyone is in. Bleh. Im sorry man. People suck. Glad you made it back from tour ok tho! Hope your mom is alright.

BetterOffShred wrote:Teaspoon of baking soda in a half a glass of water, pound, consume leftovers as stated above.

YES.

Or drink a whole mess of baking soda and water and it'll clear you right out whether you're ready or not.

Man I've eaten some dive shit and pulled out of what was looking like an all day shitstravaganza mostly centered around rapid evacuation of anything from my stomach down, by simply plowing a big glass of water with some baking soda in it. Then rally like a boss and destroy the rest of the leftovers. And yes, too much baking soda and you're right back where you started. You gotta ride the ragged edge man..

Leftovers are still there, can't do it, barely been able to eat since last night, intestinal mayhem prevails.

The Eristic wrote:Leftovers are still there, can't do it, barely been able to eat since last night, intestinal mayhem prevails.

Microwave the fuck out of them muahaha!!

in all the years i've lived on and off in oakland and worked in emeryville, never have i felt the need for a gun. until tonight. apparently someone got murdered and robbed in the parking lot right across the street from my store. this got me thinking about the relative safety of our parking lots and realized i spend a lot of time in my car on breaks smoking up. and my coworker has pointed out on several occasions he could have just jumped up on me and blasted me (jokingly) when i've invited him out to join me. so yeah...