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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:46 am
by MEC
theavondon wrote:snipelfritz wrote:and "Two shitty handjobs at once are better than no handjobs at all."
see kids, this is wisdom
I take it neither of you have ever had a truly shitty handjob.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:52 am
by snipelfritz
shitty, but not truly shitty. Also, it was a blow job after sexing. Maybe I was just too drunk to get off.
Ah, losing my virginity, good times.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:57 am
by theavondon
Trust me, shitty handjobs have been had by I. First one, with a girl that had no experience. Yup.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:59 am
by snipelfritz
What'd she do? Snap it off?
I'm mildly drunk, listening to Lightning Bolt and trying very hard to avoid doing my homework.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:08 am
by snipelfritz
I just haven't had a girlfriend who wasn't lazy as shit.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:01 am
by kbit
I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:37 am
by phantasmagorovich
kbithecrowing wrote:I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:42 am
by theavondon
Pulled back further than she went up. Kinda too literal of a "tug".
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:44 am
by tuffteef
handjobs are awkward sitting there looking at the clock
in my opinion its like well can u just blow me insted or lets just have sex
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:45 am
by theavondon
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:10 am
by phantasmagorovich
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:15 am
by snipelfritz
I kinda wish that pic would keep going in one chin-faced double mirror kind of hoojamawhatzit.
kbithecrowing wrote:I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
This is true. It's not their fault that they don't know how to handle a dick. They don't have one. That's why, when boys and girls are split up for sex ed in fourth/fifth/sixth grade(whatever it is these days), the girls should be required to watch hardcore porn while the boys eat candy.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:06 am
by Mudfuzz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:10 pm
by jfrey
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... 33Os02q7YoYeah... So the next time you say you can't do something...
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:50 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Mudfuzz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]
I wasn't aware of the similarities between swiss and japanese Hiphop. Awesome Video.
