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TroySanders wrote:Im gonna stab that motherfucker to death. fucking stab him to fucking death.

do it.

adrianlee wrote:

TroySanders wrote:Im gonna stab that motherfucker to death. fucking stab him to fucking death.

do it.

With a spork! with a spork!

couldn't you just come and shoot me instead? i'll never tell. please?

dubkitty wrote:couldn't you just come and shoot me instead? i'll never tell. please?

this, so much this. I've been running around town praising Allah for his terrorists, because that means there is a small chance of someone freaking out and blowing himself up right next to me. After all I'm in Bonn which is the capital of radical islamism right after Abbotabad. I walked around feeling like this until this happened:

Went into a starbucks that was crowded with people lining up (Germans make the neatest cues) and the cute, big black girl at the register was all sweating and doing the best she could. The other girls working there gave her shit for the stupidest reasons (the mark belongs up here, not down there etc.) it was obvious she was new and struggling. So I decided she deserved a smile and gave her my best warm "Hello" and smile. She was grateful as hell and I ordered an iced Coffee, like regular black coffee with ice cubes which is what I like to have, hate that strawberry frappuccino bullshit. So she was like "what?" but made it for me. Then the manager chick runs up and starts to give her shit because: "we don't do that." Then that cunt turned to me and told me the next time I was supposed to order an "Iced Americano". I don't even know what the fuck that is supposed to be much less that I AM SUPPOSED TO ORDER ONE.
Bottom line: Cute girl got into trouble for giving me what I ordered; manager displayed an enourmous amount of underfuckedness and my please kill me mood got dumped for the give me a chainsaw mood.

bob the r0bot wrote:

foomanfat wrote:I wouldn't expect any less from you guys.

btw bro, if there isn't a build thread I will be sad.

No need to fret, dearest, I'm starting the build thread tonight.

i want to go home. but Mom and Dad sold home when i was ten, and it's in the middle of a ghetto now. they're both dead. and i'm stuck out here.

The first two replies I got after putting my old amps on CL were some guy offering me an elliptical as a trade for one , and another guy immediately offering me $500 under my asking price on the other.

I'm a very tallented Studio Engineer or so I was told (4 years back, give me 2 overhead mics and I could make a drum kit kick the crap outta of an individually miced one) but because I don't know any one in the music industry, I can't get any work I would actually be fucking happy doing and have no way to record to show off my skills to even get an interview... so I have to take work that may make me kill myself... and even then I get either ' you're not right for this company' (due to my ecletic work history... everything from chef to computer tech to engineer to manual labour) or the worse one 'you're too qualified' So fucking take me you cunt nuggets! I'll be better at your job than you!

Plus... getting close to three years without getting laid, do not understand... i'm healthier/thinner/musclier, have my own place, meet soo many hotties and am generally better socially than I was then but nada.

Oh and I wanna buy more pedals and have no amp at all but bills are evil!

Scruffie wrote:I'm a very tallented Studio Engineer or so I was told (4 years back, give me 2 overhead mics and I could make a drum kit kick the crap outta of an individually miced one) but because I don't know any one in the music industry, I can't get any work I would actually be fucking happy doing and have no way to record to show off my skills to even get an interview... so I have to take work that may make me kill myself... and even then I get either ' you're not right for this company' (due to my ecletic work history... everything from chef to computer tech to engineer to manual labour) or the worse one 'you're too qualified' So fucking take me you cunt nuggets! I'll be better at your job than you!

Plus... getting close to three years without getting laid, do not understand... i'm healthier/thinner/musclier, have my own place, meet soo many hotties and am generally better socially than I was then but nada.

Oh and I wanna buy more pedals and have no amp at all but bills are evil!

your an engineer ?
i need someone to discuss my audio related exam questions involving hysteresis and so forth

tuffteef wrote:

Scruffie wrote:I'm a very tallented Studio Engineer or so I was told (4 years back, give me 2 overhead mics and I could make a drum kit kick the crap outta of an individually miced one) but because I don't know any one in the music industry, I can't get any work I would actually be fucking happy doing and have no way to record to show off my skills to even get an interview... so I have to take work that may make me kill myself... and even then I get either ' you're not right for this company' (due to my ecletic work history... everything from chef to computer tech to engineer to manual labour) or the worse one 'you're too qualified' So fucking take me you cunt nuggets! I'll be better at your job than you!

Plus... getting close to three years without getting laid, do not understand... i'm healthier/thinner/musclier, have my own place, meet soo many hotties and am generally better socially than I was then but nada.

Oh and I wanna buy more pedals and have no amp at all but bills are evil!

your an engineer ?
i need someone to discuss my audio related exam questions involving hysteresis and so forth

Self taught (Many hours at a desk working with every program from Cubase to Sibelius to Pro Tools) I didn't really study that shit (as we have learned from my rant, a degree in music here means fuck all) well I did for 2 years but not in depth, I just know what sounds good and how to get it, plus how to work with musicians and use the room... but hit me up, I might be able to leand a hand, infact somewhere I have a gargantuan folder full of everything you could need to know and a bunch of demos (I lost the masters) of classical recordings in churches and rock bands in the shitty studio with terrible equipment (they sucked... the drums sound good though!).

On the Proviso though that if you get famous, you hire me

Scruffie wrote:

tuffteef wrote:

Scruffie wrote:I'm a very tallented Studio Engineer or so I was told (4 years back, give me 2 overhead mics and I could make a drum kit kick the crap outta of an individually miced one) but because I don't know any one in the music industry, I can't get any work I would actually be fucking happy doing and have no way to record to show off my skills to even get an interview... so I have to take work that may make me kill myself... and even then I get either ' you're not right for this company' (due to my ecletic work history... everything from chef to computer tech to engineer to manual labour) or the worse one 'you're too qualified' So fucking take me you cunt nuggets! I'll be better at your job than you!

Plus... getting close to three years without getting laid, do not understand... i'm healthier/thinner/musclier, have my own place, meet soo many hotties and am generally better socially than I was then but nada.

Oh and I wanna buy more pedals and have no amp at all but bills are evil!

your an engineer ?
i need someone to discuss my audio related exam questions involving hysteresis and so forth

Self taught (Many hours at a desk working with every program from Cubase to Sibelius to Pro Tools) I didn't really study that shit (as we have learned from my rant, a degree in music here means fuck all) well I did for 2 years but not in depth, I just know what sounds good and how to get it, plus how to work with musicians and use the room... but hit me up, I might be able to leand a hand, infact somewhere I have a gargantuan folder full of everything you could need to know and a bunch of demos (I lost the masters) of classical recordings in churches and rock bands in the shitty studio with terrible equipment (they sucked... the drums sound good though!).

On the Proviso though that if you get famous, you hire me

it means somewhat crap all here aswel but the thing is that everyone ends up dropping out by the end of it and theres only like 3 that end up at grad most have got jobs but im trying to back myself cause it know its gonna be rough

i fucking hate sibelius with all my life trying to transcribe shitty scores of scratch is painfully boring
ill have to hit u up for advice on tips for classical recordings theyve always run so good for me but some instruments ive taken educated stabs and they were great but im always open to tried and perfected suggestions

im so over dealing with drama rama rock assholes who never have there shit together
classical kids BAM one take on the money prepared on time cool as shit

and if i do get famous and somehow worm my way in ill name drop your resume

i have been on summer vacation for 4 days and i've already fucked up my sleep schedule. woo going to bed as the sun goes up!

also i hate the sounds of birds.

unownunown wrote:i have been on summer vacation for 4 days and i've already fucked up my sleep schedule. woo going to bed as the sun goes up!

also i hate the sounds of birds.

I sooo miss that... damn having to have a job and shit

unownunown wrote:i have been on summer vacation for 4 days and i've already fucked up my sleep schedule. woo going to bed as the sun goes up!

lulz. That is my life.

Scruffie makes me feel good about only getting laid last just over a year ago, and I like his Prince avatar. I heard Let's Go Crazy and Purple Rain on the bar jukebox tonight.

Scruffie wrote:getting close to three years without getting laid, do not understand... i'm healthier/thinner/musclier, have my own place, meet soo many hotties and am generally better socially than I was then but nada.

I was going to come here and complain about being sent a fake set of the new ipod in ear headphones from a reputable store........but Scruffie mate, after reading that post, Iv really not got much to complain about!