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I just didn't understand what you meant, but orrite then sunshine let's 'ave it.

Oh, it was just a joke about you watching a black and white movie and your ties to the motherland.

actualidiot wrote:Oh, it was just a joke about you watching a black and white movie and your ties to the motherland.

I like how "ties to the motherland" sounds. Mysterious, like James Bond or something.

Sure, James Bond




(getting racist?)

Gopniks

It can't be racist, it really does look like that there. Apparently there's a rule about squatting where if your heels are on the floor, you're saying that it's your territory and where you're from, and if your heels are raised you're not from there. They're like a little indigenous tribe we're still learning about.
To stay relevant to the thread, waking up at 10pm after some pretty dire dreams and then realising you knocked a cup of water over in your sleep is definitely in the "mild irritation" category.

Oh yeah the thread...anyone else feel like self-destructing completely?

I do. For sure.

I'm irritated by child support. My ex wife makes like 100k a year and I have to give her 1100 a month.. she has a new car and camp trailer now.. that's cool.

Edit: I buy my son everything he needs when I get him. I'm totally happy to pay what he needs, but I'm just getting jacked legally.

actualidiot wrote:Oh yeah the thread...anyone else feel like self-destructing completely?

oh yeah. i'm being financially irresponsible as possible right now even though i'm trying to pay off debts. it's fucking great. i like making rash decisions.

Motherfucking hot water heaters are motherfucking expensive.

Mudfuzz wrote:Motherfucking hot water heaters are motherfucking expensive.

Why are you trying to heat hot water?


#DADJOKES

I was crossing the street and a cab was edging into a turn like an inch away from me and I considered just laying down on the hood of the vehicle and staying there until forcibly removed.

Mudfuzz wrote:Motherfucking hot water heaters are motherfucking expensive.

This is like the one thing that I felt ok buying "scratch n dent" off craigslist. The dude was a contractor who had dropped this water heater so he sold it to me for a couple hundred monies off, and it's been fine for years.

If ya cut the copper pipes off, those got me $40 I think and the heater itself was like $25 at the scrap yard...

We've been living in a motel with our dog the majority of the past work week while Servpro contractors hired by our landpeople are doing extensive mold remediation work in our rental. This was a source of major frustration the first few days, but we seem to be adapting and hope to return home to find belongings we left behind intact. If not, waiver be damned, the cost of damages will be coming out of their asses.

I've been having this reoccurring bout of heart burn going down close to a month. Last night woke up at 5am feeling like I needed to puke. Drank some mineral water and curled up in a ball till the feeling went away. Couldn't get back to sleep.

Im guessing this has something to do with my fathers bile duct thing, which makes him cough. Hopefully I didnt inherit that.