Twin Dongs and the Eighth Dimension

[aens_wife]

As long as one of the controls is relabeled as "whine" I'll be happy.

Oh god. That is so good.

We also threw out the idea of moving the new Silver Rose design under the DC flag and renaming it "drama queen", since it's history is obviously tainted beyond repair anyway.

[Eivind August]

Awesome, looking forward to some new Dwarfcraft stuff. I might need a replacement for the old Thumping Double Squaresnakes I just sold, so a deeper dronescillator thingy sounds sweet.

On the whole DE thing. I learned about DE after she quit, only owned ones built by Dwarfcraft. I've heard stories and seen some old threads, but I thought her way of handling stuff was hyped and became internet legend after a couple of instances of said craziness. Well, fuck. Seeing this thread and her FB posts, it's like some fucking high school drama queen. Was this ever considered cool? And she hasn't mentioned the console shit... All money made on this «new» design should go to the people she owes money. That is if she's ever allowed to make it.

Here's a picture of a cat.

[D.o.S.]

I want a SOMMS but they're discontinued? What the fuck?

Can I get a custom one with The Corgan Face on it? I will pay.

YES! I think we can get JWAR to etch a lovely bald head on a SOMMS. We discontinued it because we are almost out of joysticks and the pricing on the doubled from a few years ago, when we bought them in bulk. I think we have 4 joysticks left after the current batches.

We are also planning on upgrading our synth/oscillator game quite a bit from the SOMMS. But we we a million new designs (actually just 12 at the moment and 4 more for next year) in the works right now, so we have to focus on one thing at a time : )

Since this whole shit show, we aren't likely to release the new shit under the DE:FX name, so Dwarfcraft is gonna be NUTS this year. I'm pretty excited actually.

I'll shoot you a PM right now.

This is what we call upside, friends.

[Jwar]

i guess i just don't understand why anyone would do business with her in any way, shape or form, i.e. purchasing the rights to whatever the hell. you knew some goofy shit like this was bound to go down.

For sure. We weren't surprised by any of this. We were hoping that she would be successful and happy with her video game endeavor. But she wasn't/isn't, so here she is. You know the saying "where ever you go, there you are"? That seems to apply to her.

I wish it wasn't happening, but whatever. What I am pissed about is that she is lying to people saying we aren't going to pay her anymore and that we are "enabling" her stalker.

I fucking love soap operas (Grey's Anatomy FOREVAR), so I am going to try to enjoy watching this shit go down, too.

I saw her posting on FB where she captured your quote about mental illness, etc…

Are you & Ben going to address this on your site or FB and just squash this? Let her know she is (or isn't due to breach of contract) going to be paid? As much as this shish is entertaining for us, this is you're livelihood that's been ass fucked without the courtesy of a drop of lube. I just hope you guys can settle this without it being some protracted legal battle/online she said/he said bullshit.

I mean, ass fucking is great, but I do prefer lube...

[aens_wife]

Awesome, looking forward to some new Dwarfcraft stuff. I might need a replacement for the old Thumping Double Squaresnakes I just sold, so a deeper dronescillator thingy sounds sweet.

On the whole DE thing. I learned about DE after she quit, only owned ones built by Dwarfcraft. I've heard stories and seen some old threads, but I thought her way of handling stuff was hyped and became internet legend after a couple of instances of said craziness. Well, fuck. Seeing this thread and her FB posts, it's like some fucking high school drama queen. Was this ever considered cool? And she hasn't mentioned the console shit... All money made on this «new» design should go to the people she owes money. That is if she's ever allowed to make it.

She is never ever ever going to pay anyone else back for the console. We tried to work shit out with her to get pedal refunds but she didn't have enough money to cover our parts cost to build them and we can't afford to hand out 20k worth of gear for free.

People could sue her for it, but there isn't any money to get from her. Lost cause, dudes.

[D.o.S.]

You buy the SOMMS DOS and I'll do this one on the house!

[neonblack]

I just can't believe she would even think anyone would buy from her after all this.

I guess she's hoping there are people who don't know/remember.

[Jwar]

The sad thing dude is that people WILL buy from her. She has a pretty big following. So you know, there's that. I mean, look at all the other companies we've seen shit on people that are hugely successful. Vortex, JHS, Freekish Blues (ok that one was a joke), but it goes on and on and on. Bad business sometimes works for some reason. It's weird.

[Chankgeez]

We also threw out the idea of moving the new Silver Rose design under the DC flag and renaming it "drama queen", since it's history is obviously tainted beyond repair anyway.

Maybe this time Gearmanndude will realize Devi no longer has anything to do with it?

[Dandolin]

The sad thing dude is that people WILL buy from her. She has a pretty big following. So you know, there's that. I mean, look at all the other companies we've seen shit on people that are hugely successful. Gojira, Vortex, JHS, Freekish Blues (ok that one was a joke), but it goes on and on and on. Bad business sometimes works for some reason. It's weird.

FTFY

And troot'

Your amp goes to 11? Well my fuzz goes to Douche Factor 13.

[Confuzzled]

from the effector 13 FB page:


Effector 13
16 hrs ·
I can't wait for ya'll to see the next fuzz after the Heart Mother fuzz! grin emoticon
It's a gorgeously smooth yet defined fuzz.... I'm going to call it... the Moda Seiser! grin emoticon

Seriously? What a dick.

[neonblack]

[Eivind August]

Awesome, looking forward to some new Dwarfcraft stuff. I might need a replacement for the old Thumping Double Squaresnakes I just sold, so a deeper dronescillator thingy sounds sweet.

On the whole DE thing. I learned about DE after she quit, only owned ones built by Dwarfcraft. I've heard stories and seen some old threads, but I thought her way of handling stuff was hyped and became internet legend after a couple of instances of said craziness. Well, fuck. Seeing this thread and her FB posts, it's like some fucking high school drama queen. Was this ever considered cool? And she hasn't mentioned the console shit... All money made on this «new» design should go to the people she owes money. That is if she's ever allowed to make it.

She is never ever ever going to pay anyone else back for the console. We tried to work shit out with her to get pedal refunds but she didn't have enough money to cover our parts cost to build them and we can't afford to hand out 20k worth of gear for free.

People could sue her for it, but there isn't any money to get from her. Lost cause, dudes.

Fuck. 20k? That in itself should make it impossible for her to start a similar/identical business. Or run any business whatsoever. Fuck second chances if you're not cleaning up your mess first.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHGGGGGHHG!!!111eleven

Nah, whatever. Drama is temporary. Dwarfcraft is for life.

[Jwar]

from the effector 13 FB page:


Effector 13
16 hrs ·
I can't wait for ya'll to see the next fuzz after the Heart Mother fuzz! grin emoticon
It's a gorgeously smooth yet defined fuzz.... I'm going to call it... the Moda Seiser! grin emoticon

Seriously? What a dick.

Oh well. I'll buy one and etch a dick on it.

[Dandolin]

from the effector 13 FB page:


Effector 13
16 hrs ·
I can't wait for ya'll to see the next fuzz after the Heart Mother fuzz! grin emoticon
It's a gorgeously smooth yet defined fuzz.... I'm going to call it... the Moda Seiser! grin emoticon

Seriously? What a dick.

IF FB had a dislike button, I would use it more often.