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So, I still have to go to the laundromat because I haven't finished fixing my washing machine and there's some weird-ass old dude wearing nothing but shorts running around being an all around sketchy motherfucker.

just keep an eye on your cloths.

I'm sitting right across from them, so I'm not worried about that, specifically.
I'm more concerned about potentially needing to fight off a half naked old dude.

stay super content with somthing other than him, he does not exist, and if your confronted with madness, he still does not exist.

woke up dumbfounded to these danggum ants of all sizes crawling about all over the house,not eating or scouting, just bumbling into walls and shit, and my pants dont fit!.....what the fuck is this! you hit 30 and all of a sudden you need new pants...dammit...

Are the pants growing or shrinking?

comesect2.0 wrote:woke up dumbfounded to these danggum ants of all sizes crawling about all over the house,not eating or scouting, just bumbling into walls and shit, and my pants dont fit!.....what the fuck is this! you hit 30 and all of a sudden you need new pants...dammit...

Ants have a rudimentary GPS system that gets fucked up by shit like the Microwave and farts, so that's explainable.. the pants.. Well time makes fools of us all

^ put isopropyl in the corners so they'd loose track.
worn a 36/29 for the longest time..now it seems 37/30 will be my new state of mind. most pants are super slim fitting so this just wont do...im bringin back baggy pants 2017/2018, end the flooding of ankles & more ball room.

Don't get new pants. Just get less body. 37 ain't gonna hurt nobody, but it's a slippery slope and then you end up having an emotional breakdown in the middle of Macys when they don't have comfort-stretch dockers in a 44.

Fuck, I had forgotten about that. It's all too real - I can't laugh at it anymore.

Chankgeez wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDwEH6E3eTo[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDwEH6E3eTo

wtf I didn't know this existed. I stole the name from a Sunn O))) song after learning it's also some weird hollow-Earth nut job theory.

I'm ashamed of my apparent shallow musical knowledge, but I think I'mma get high and listen to this.

A copy error,
All drum patterns are gone now,
Such a dunce, I am.

Haiku while drowning self loathing.

Aghartha wrote:
wtf I didn't know this existed. I stole the name from a Sunn O))) song after learning it's also some weird hollow-Earth nut job theory.

I'm ashamed of my apparent shallow musical knowledge, but I think I'mma get high and listen to this.

The Miles Davis is way better. So, you should definitely listen to that too.

Some asshole just posted a fake 2-star review for my business on google.