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Do you remember insomniac with Dave Attell? I used to stay up so far past my bedtime to watch it. That must have been the best job ever.

He came to Portland way back in the day but they never aired the episode because he got too drunk too fast to get footage.

Insomiac was rad, though.

This thread

Clitoral hood rat.

...and the humorless cunts.

neonblack wrote:

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Yes, I'm finished here. Hope you feel better! Good luck buddy!

Don't leave! You've obviously never posted in the same thread as D.o.S. before

$harkToootth wrote: Yes, I'm finished here. Hope you feel better! Good luck buddy!

Are you talking to us or your member?

D.o.S. wrote:

$harkToootth wrote: Yes, I'm finished here. Hope you feel better! Good luck buddy!

Are you talking to us or your member?

HA! There is no hope for him unless hairy armpit ladies come by, so you guys.

Catch you in other threads. I'll be obsessing over PURPLL the next few days!

neonblack wrote:Do you remember insomniac with Dave Attell? I used to stay up so far past my bedtime to watch it. That must have been the best job ever.

loved it. comedy central backntheday....viva variety show too! remember their cigarette add with some cheerleaders...."smokings bad.....wereee bad"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSzCyZhFPqo[/youtube]

Insomniac was fucking great, you guys.

I think sharktooth is just going to get intouch with his new found spirit animal...he'll be back with wisdom of the bog and fog...& hopfully without warts on his dong....idk bushes are fun....sifting threw them easing up to the entry................

))<>((

Trimming is the key. Too much hair makes things needlessly difficult.

I have an anecdote to keep the thread going.
One time the gf's mom was over, and we had just gotten this big box of dicks from our friends. Well, let me explain. One of em had a sister who went to bachelorette parties and demonstrated all these sex toys, trying to get people to buy them from a catalogue. Like a Tupperware party, but with slightly more orgasms. So when she got out of the phallic object marketing game, she just gave this big box of various things to our friends. Who then gave it to us.

Anyway, we were filtering through our loot crate and, after I waved it around like a lightsaber, threw out this ridiculously oversized double-ended jelly dong. The day before her mom volunteered to take out the trash while she was over. The small trash bag that had a mysteriously GIANT-DICK-shaped bulge protruding from it.
Goddamn.

My cousin sold dildos for a while to make ends meet (pun intentional). But she was like...fifteen or sixteen...and had a giant box shipped to the house she lived in...with her parents. They discovered the box, opened it, and had a very awkward conversation about what she was do(i)ng with a giant box of dildos.

Its hard(!) when the actual explanation is more awkward than what someone assumed.