Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:10 am
I thought we were just passing time till Devi and her online alter ego puppyfucker get back.LaoWiz wrote:
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Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:10 am
ooooh and porcupines. you think they're the same as echidnas but i saw one at a zoo in singapore and no fucking way.KaosCill8r wrote:And badgers too. I'd train them to attack. An army of nasty attack badgers.
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:12 am
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:12 am
KaosCill8r wrote:I thought we were just passing time till Devi and her online alter ego puppyfucker get back.LaoWiz wrote:
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Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:13 am
So why hasn't any one made any kinda of marsupial fuzz that stays in the pocket???
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:14 am
We have a pet possum living in our kitchen wall. It's scratched a hole through the wall the size of a fist. We talk to it, feed it bits of apple and other fruit and vegetables. Our young cats keep trying to get to it though.sonidero wrote:I think yall Strayns like your opossums but we're kinda meh...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:28 am
Well that's a universal sound... Maybe a fuzz pedal based on the sound of rodents scurrying through the walls and rummaging through the trash...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:32 am
Or running across the tin roof at night. Yeah I don't sleep much anymore.sonidero wrote:Well that's a universal sound... Maybe a fuzz pedal based on the sound of rodents scurrying through the walls and rummaging through the trash...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:32 am
Someone make this? I buy?sonidero wrote:Maybe_____a____pedal based on the sound of rodents scurrying through the walls
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:33 am
Mmmm fun! Like a super heavy starved circuit that every so often has a huge boost, so you get all sounds of crackles and splatters punctuated by bursts when the critter breaks something or fights off another bugger.sonidero wrote:Well that's a universal sound... Maybe a fuzz pedal based on the sound of rodents scurrying through the walls and rummaging through the trash...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:36 am
A breaky uppy fuzz with bursts of white noise and sub octave droning that has a cv exp control to switch to full on treble face scratch annoying noise fuzz...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:37 am
it needs to scrape, and make crumply sounds but only when you are not playing through it.PeteeBee wrote:Mmmm fun! Like a super heavy starved circuit that every so often has a huge boost, so you get all sounds of crackles and splatters punctuated by bursts when the critter breaks something or fights off another bugger.sonidero wrote:Well that's a universal sound... Maybe a fuzz pedal based on the sound of rodents scurrying through the walls and rummaging through the trash...
Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:42 am
you're right. brisket. i want some brisket right now.KaosCill8r wrote:I thought we were just passing time till Devi and her online alter ego puppyfucker get back.LaoWiz wrote:
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Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:43 am
Brisket is the shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!LaoWiz wrote:you're right. brisket. i want some brisket right now.KaosCill8r wrote:I thought we were just passing time till Devi and her online alter ego puppyfucker get back.LaoWiz wrote:
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Re: Devi Ever here. Ask me anything.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:44 am
deviever wrote:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
