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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

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Nice. Yeah, it wasn't quite what I expected either. It is what it is though. They've gone to some length for a glorified April Fool's joke. It's definitely not a plug & play pedal. It also doesn't stack very well with heavy fuzz. I was kinda disappointed in that, but that's not really Keeley's thing anyway. It gets along better with modulation pedals.

I think the pitch down mode is good too, but not outstanding. I like the pitch up because it sounds chime-y.
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Hey, you guys, I bet you didn't know that November is National Keeley Compressor Month.

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Keeley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinda wish the Vibe-o-Verb was somewhere in that lineup.
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Yeah, but, if you win, maybe somebody'll trade you?
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Chankgeez wrote:Yeah, but, if you win, maybe somebody'll trade you?
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J Mascis' purple Keeley compressor.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZeGKdlsmw[/youtube]

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Anyone got questions for Keeley? I'm probably going to have a chance to get at least one in before he brushes me off....

How should we word the obvious one?

Why do you forsake ilovefuzz?
Why are you avoidin' the hard questions at ilovefuzz?
etc.

Or should I go the "If you had a cheese sandwich, mustard or mayo only?" route or something?

eh, is there a NAMM dress code? Maybe I will make a shirt that says "Keeley hates me" or something?
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Walk past him. Gently whisper «ILF sends its greetings.» Stab him with a banana. Continue walking.
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Eivind August wrote:Walk past him. Gently whisper «ILF sends its greetings.» Stab him with a banana. Continue walking.
I'll just go sit by his booth and eat a sandwich for like 4 hours instead of the banana part...I don't want any legal trouble...

The walk past and whisper is good though. It's weird enough to have a 6'2" 225lb dude whisper anything unsolicited (esp. when they have scars on their face haha) maybe?

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I'll chicken out though haha. We shall think of something that wont start stuff for the kind people that gave me a ticket...haha.
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lordgalvar wrote:
eh, is there a NAMM dress code? Maybe I will make a shirt that says "Keeley hates me" or something?
This's what the shirt should say:

ROBT. KEELEY DOESN'T LIKE FUZZ AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
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haha!

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Wurst question mark on a tee shirt and pose as the Keeley representative.
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oldangelmidnight wrote:Wurst question mark on a tee shirt and pose as the Keeley representative.
"Yeah, we're phasing out all our older designs now. It's all about the Würst. This is the future, man. Fuck clean boosts, ya dig?"
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