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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:24 pm
by behndy
hand pussy? RELIGIOUSLY. i even go Stranger once in awhile. or overhand, like i'm s
throwing dice (Dave Atell).
Tenga? GAH. one-shot, not resuable? always seemed like more of a travel companion to me.
at the homestead it's ALL about the Fleshlight (with multiple sleeves!) when i want to be special to myself.
put out some candles. some angry Venetian snares. grab a Fleshlight, maybe a vibe or two. stare at nekid pics of me... oh yeh. THAT fucking narcissistic. i need to look at myself to get off. doesn't work any other way.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:35 pm
by Eric!
or in a mirror-dome, where you can simultaneously see yourself from every angle whilst ditting your diddle
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:47 am
by behndy
and now i have a new goal.
altho i do like to watch myself dressed as a lady. if cloning was viable i would so swap a few chromosones, force grow Bengina to 18ish, and then FUCK MYSELF SILLY.
woof. i would fuck me so HARD.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:15 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
well, like they say - You have to love Yourself first to be able to genuinely love anybody else.
Start a love and relationship consulting business.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:19 pm
by behndy
shiiiiiiit. soon as we can clone and fuck whoever/whatever we want or VR gets as awesome as it has the potential to be and everybody has wetware computers wired directly to their visual cortex, pleasure centers and all other relevent parts of the brain meats it will be GLORIOUS. and.... probably... the death-knell of the human race. but that last generation will LIVE how man was intended to live.
fucking genetically engineered fetish fuel beasts or fantasy realms indistinguishable from reality, ignoring real world procreation (ew... yucky) to such an extent that humans will doom themsleves in one breeding cycle.
GIMME.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:31 pm
by Achtane
behndy wrote:wetware
indeed
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:50 pm
by Fuzzrociouspedals
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:29 pm
by behndy
hah! yeppers. the "Kissing Robot GrrLs Is WRONG!" episode is the first thing that popped into my head during that ramble too.
well played. well played sir.
"and now the eternal question. do i buy ONE $200 hooker-bot? or TWO HUNDRED $1 hooker-bots?"
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:03 pm
by metalmariachi
we don't need no stinking strings.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHOGW5MDsz8[/youtube]
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:14 am
by My name is Mudd
OK, that's cool!
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:14 pm
by Gozu
well... tone is all in the fingers
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:54 pm
by Mudfuzz
Came across this looking for sharks with lasers picts for another thread and thought I'd share...
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:30 am
by behndy
"i got a really cheap boob job so i have to hold my boobers so the silicone doesn't ESPLODE OUT OF THEM!!!"
"yeah? I tried to save money on a vaginal reconstructive surgery and now i have to use this rope 10 hours a day to keep my lips from sliding off!"
also....... i just picked up a Earthquaker Devices Bit Commander. here's a crappy vid of it. because I MAKE CRAPPY VIDS. love it.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz1TI7VannY[/youtube]
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:41 am
by warwick.hoy
lol @
crapping on God's doorstep and getting away with it.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:49 am
by behndy
i'm like a fucking Filth NINJA. sneak that shit IN son.
i'm not into any organized religions. i've got my spiritual beliefs, and friends that subscibe to mass held beliefs. all good.
but DAMN there are some preachy cats on TB. makes it extra delicious to get a little poking at the Big Bearded Honkey In The Sky even a bit more delicious of delicious.... ness? yeah. gonna go with that.
silly tits and stuff.
also,
.... and... hey! SAFE for work! yay!!!
