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Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:34 am
by dubkitty
you just need to choose better women and time your alcohol better.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:34 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
ashdown wrote:i must confess that all of my problems this summer have been directly linked to alcohol and women

soooo not worth it.

That's funny because my regrets in high school are the same.


But I think we had the opposite problems.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:53 am
by snipelfritz
D.o.S. wrote:Alcohol and women are both certainly worth it.

+1. I just remembered it's been 19 months since I last got properly laid. Pass the lotion. :mope:

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:57 am
by snipelfritz
with my man Gary Wilson who rocks the most!

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:13 am
by foomanfat
maz91379 wrote:since last October and she wasn't even that attractive : (

did scruffs break his 3 year losing streak yet?


I had never even kissed a girl until I was 21. (I'm now 22)
Then again I probably don't count on the sex side. (Confession: I'm saving it for marriage. (Nerd))

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:17 pm
by D.o.S.
Image

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:06 pm
by snipelfritz
That clearly was an accident. That guy would never have sex with a woman.

1. Clothes, even if that was made in the 80's/90's
2. RollerSKATES
3. San Francisco

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:07 pm
by Achtane
Haha.

Like a guy on rollerskates is ever going to get laid. He would have to resort to devious means.

As for a confession: I don't like Hammerite finishes.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:09 pm
by snipelfritz
laid, with a woman, is what I was implying.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:13 pm
by Mudfuzz
Achtane wrote:Haha.

Like a guy on rollerskates is ever going to get laid. He would have to resort to devious means.

Or join as a rollerderby ref or coach...

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:18 pm
by Kellanium
I found it funny that my post was ignored, at first, then i remembered why.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:01 am
by snipelfritz
I was going to say "Hey, me too!" but I've been trying to cut down on my snarky comments lately in order to curb my absurd post cost to actually helpful contributions ratio.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:51 am
by D.o.S.
If I think about it at all, the chorus to Born This Way signs another six month lease in my head.

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:03 am
by DarkAxel
Kellanium wrote:I found it funny that my post was ignored, at first, then i remembered why.


do you really want to discuss that? and no offense

Re: The Confessions Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:30 am
by D.o.S.
It's all good, I'm sure we can find the code of conduct in the handy-dandy multi-volume VADEMECUM FOR CONFESSORS.

What do you mean you mean you don't have one lying around your house?