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During my recent visit to Guitar Center (yea yea I know...don't laugh..) I witnessed the unique phenomena known as the "guitar store girlfriend" (or wife or mom or w/e)
You know the type...sitting on the little stool next to the guy who is busily blaring away on an EGG-NAY-TUR, doing his best to either channel SRV, Hendrix, or some other deceased guitar player of some significance

I kinda feel sorry for them

i am in one fucked up situation right now.

ashdown wrote:i am in one fucked up situation right now.

Dude, just let the girl go.
I saw her mom on TV she said "All that matters is getting our daughter home safe".
Drop her off at a fire station.

*Edit: I just read your Spite, Hate, Rage post. I hope you don't die.

Confessions lead to getting burned at the stake. I The confess that I really don't want to be, but I know that in a different time and place with my big mouth... I would have been.

tuffteef wrote:

Officer Bukowski wrote:I accidentally got really fucked up on a pill used to ween people off heroin and mastubated in the shower but couldn't cum and now I have a little scab on my penis.

try having sex in the shower
its like sticking ur weiner into a balloon

shower sex is great however...

magiclawnchair wrote:

tuffteef wrote:

Officer Bukowski wrote:I accidentally got really fucked up on a pill used to ween people off heroin and mastubated in the shower but couldn't cum and now I have a little scab on my penis.

try having sex in the shower
its like sticking ur weiner into a balloon

shower sex is great however...

wait, so are you trying to say that sticking your wiener into a balloon is great, or that you like to, somehow, have sex with showers?(drains mayhaps )

gururyan wrote:If my food was on par with my beer/liquor, I would be eating stone crab and porterhouse everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. As it is though, my diet usually consists of Ramen, hot dogs, and pizza.

...but I always wash it down with top shelf beverages.

well, good for you...a man's got to have some standards.

I don't really like the way the Shure Sm-58 sounds, it's too dry and dead sounding for me.

I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

Seedy wrote:Paula Dean

NEEDS MORE BUTTER
I SAID MORE

Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

Achtane wrote:

Seedy wrote:Paula Dean

NEEDS MORE BUTTER
I SAID MORE

she would say it more like GOTTA ADD MORE BUTTA YALL

futuresailors wrote:

Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

when I was smoking weed all the time, I would mostly watch Food Network, Cartoon Network and public access television.

snipelfritz wrote:

futuresailors wrote:

Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

when I was smoking weed all the time, I would mostly watch Food Network, Cartoon Network and public access television.

I miss good public access television fucking Comcast When they took over in Seattle they killed all the cool shows and replaced it with Christian crap Did the "insane Christian asian bitch" that wants to turn green lake into holy water NEED over three hours a week when you pull the bong show and the how to be a dominatrix show? They stripped all weird! CN use to be cool but then it just became lame, same with foodtv same with, well everything, moral to the story, I don't watch TV anymore.

This was my favorite show:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QLocASbqo[/youtube]