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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:19 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
It was all about call of duty 4. The sniping in that game was ridiculous
If they think you're gay be like "bring me your wife and I'll fuck her in front of you" then do it and then be like "nah, I'm gay or your wife is ugly" DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:02 pm
by D.o.S.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:It was all about call of duty 4. The sniping in that game was ridiculous
If they think you're gay be like "bring me your wife and I'll fuck her in front of you" then do it and then be like "nah, I'm gay or your wife is ugly" DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Better yet, give him better head than his wife can.
It'd be world shattering.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:06 pm
by foomanfat
Confession: I almost cried during the graduation episode of K-On!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:10 pm
by snipelfritz
I cried at the flaming lips show when Wayne came out in the plastic bubble. A single tear of joy, for I knew my life was about to achieve fulfillment.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:00 am
by DarkAxel
I cried at Aussie Pink Floyd show when they absolutely nailed Great Gig In The Sky...
it was just a while after Wright's death
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:30 am
by snipelfritz
I so want to fuck the chick with the braces in the Epiduo commercial even though she is probably only 15.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:09 am
by Fuzzy Fred
snipelfritz wrote:I so want to fuck the chick with the braces in the Epiduo commercial even though she is probably only 15.
Pics if she is jailbait worthy
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:26 am
by Achtane
I wish The Complete Manual of Suicide had an English translation. Also, I sometimes like to read about torture devices and serial killers.
Fucked-up shit is still fucked-up shit though. I love Asian B-grade gore fests but have no interest in watching those beheading videos or anything. Like, there's a line between "whoa, that's fucked up!" and "WHOA, THAT'S FUCKED UP."
though i worry that it wouldnt affect me as much as it should
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:06 am
by snipelfritz
Achtane wrote:I wish The Complete Manual of Suicide had an English translation. Also, I sometimes like to read about torture devices and serial killers.
I don't think that's that weird. Serial killers are a bit interesting, the whole subject has just such an extreme undertone to it. The one thing that really freaks me out though is that German dude who ate somebody else. Like the freaky part is that the dude who was eaten was probably crazier than the dude who ate him.
I don't want to read I manual on suicide though. That'd be a little to real for me at the moment

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:00 pm
by nieh
snipelfritz wrote:I so want to fuck the chick with the braces in the Epiduo commercial even though she is probably only 15.
Me too! Except I'm only 15 so its less creepy!
Also, I LOVE Death Cab For Cutie.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:47 pm
by foomanfat
None of my gear will move because I'm too picky.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:22 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
nieh wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I so want to fuck the chick with the braces in the Epiduo commercial even though she is probably only 15.
Me too! Except I'm only 15 so its less creepy!
Also, I LOVE Death Cab For Cutie.

Death Cab for Cutie isn't horrible... (some songs are alright)
won't comment on 15 year old girls though...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:26 pm
by smile_man

GOLD
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:03 am
by tuffteef
maz91379 wrote:So surprisingly same topic there was a fine schoolgirl hottie with a run in her stockings on the bus today that made me change my mind on checking out jailbait . It's totally alright to try and hit up jailbait if you look like jailbait yourself.... right?..... right?
yeah that works u guys will just both look 15
BUT RLY!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:09 am
by snipelfritz
maz91379 wrote:tuffteef wrote:maz91379 wrote:So surprisingly same topic there was a fine schoolgirl hottie with a run in her stockings on the bus today that made me change my mind on checking out jailbait . It's totally alright to try and hit up jailbait if you look like jailbait yourself.... right?..... right?
yeah that works u guys will just both look 15
BUT RLY!
NO ONEWILL EVER SUSPECT IT I JUST NEED A FAKE SCHOOL UNIFORM AND MAKE UP GRANDIOSE STORIES ABOUT MY DAYS AT SCHOOL
I could so pull this off despite being old enough to do three years of college then drop out then try to get back in again.
I don't want to be "that" guy. If I go down that road, I might as well just grow a nasty looking goatee, move back in with my parents and start working the night shift at a gas station. Oh shit...(that was a joke cause I already did the last to).