Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:00 pm
smile_man wrote:TITS.
ITS ALL WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR RIGHT?
MIRITE? OR MIRITE?
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:52 am
guilty of googling words i dont know or to confirm there definition and use them later on
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:36 am
Achtane wrote:Should I feel bad for GASing for this?
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/msg/2485427802.html
I'm not even really a fan but the artwork is sweet.
Nope, just sand off the paint and spray paint it pink. Oh wait you think it's sweet.
I haven't returned a cd back to the campus radio station I was supposed to review for two weeks now. I haven't written the review either.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:24 pm
I have a crush on Gnomeo, as in from Gnomeo and Juliet.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:47 pm
maz91379 wrote:I cleared the perimeter of my house, including under beds and closets, with a kitchen knife after realizing i left the front door open for several hours as i napped from 7 to 12 and didn't close it until like 10 pm. which way are you suppose to grip them so you don't stab yourself if you have to stick a hiding murderer ?
Edit also not crazy just home alone and watching horror movies i mean on the off chance someone is hiding in my house what is the harm in checking?
Also this song is fucking stuck in my head after seeing him open for warpaint [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWpCOXMZVq8[/youtube]
Haha.
Never have the blade facing upward. Always hold the knife by the handle with the blade facing down toward your arm and the blade facing outward. That gives you the ability to easily punch/slice and or easily maneuver your hand to straight stab him. Thats how my old roommate taught me--he's an army ranger.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:36 am
Also, hold it down, so you don't trip and stab yourself in the face. I learned that in the Boy Scouts 
This does not help the fact that I found out everybody at work(like seven people) think I'm gay because of one mistaken conversation. I was talking about how my transgender friend's gender is "complicated" and this was taken to mean our relationship is "complicated." Which potentially wouldn't even make me gay, but that's a whole different debate.
snipelfritz wrote:I have a crush on Gnomeo, as in from Gnomeo and Juliet.
This does not help the fact that I found out everybody at work(like seven people) think I'm gay because of one mistaken conversation. I was talking about how my transgender friend's gender is "complicated" and this was taken to mean our relationship is "complicated." Which potentially wouldn't even make me gay, but that's a whole different debate.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:10 am
Another plus to holding a knife like that.. If they grab your knife holding arm to keep you from cutting them, you can cut their hand with a little movement of the wrist. Just cut the tendons out of their hand until they let go. Then go for the jugular.
I had a brief stint of working for cutco (total ridiculous scam) and I have a brand new cutco paring knife in my room in case someone breaks in. The blade has never been used so it's like ridiculously sharp. I had a dream that someone came up to my door in the middle of the night, and I just opened the door and sliced their neck so hard that their head like flopped back. Like half decapitated. It was a total mess but I swear it was in self defense.
I've shanked enough freaks in call of duty that I feel like I've got the hang of it in real life.
I had a brief stint of working for cutco (total ridiculous scam) and I have a brand new cutco paring knife in my room in case someone breaks in. The blade has never been used so it's like ridiculously sharp. I had a dream that someone came up to my door in the middle of the night, and I just opened the door and sliced their neck so hard that their head like flopped back. Like half decapitated. It was a total mess but I swear it was in self defense.
I've shanked enough freaks in call of duty that I feel like I've got the hang of it in real life.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:26 am
maz91379 wrote:Modern Warfare 2 was the best for running around and shanking fools from across the map.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:38 am
I never got into modern warfare 2. I was the best on world at war. I'd use the type 100 and destroy everyone beyond recognition every time.
I mostly play gun game on black ops now. I'm the dude that gets to ballistics and then shanks everyone for a while before finishing it off haha
Not every time, but more often than not haha
I mostly play gun game on black ops now. I'm the dude that gets to ballistics and then shanks everyone for a while before finishing it off haha
Not every time, but more often than not haha
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:02 am
im pretty much a smellhound
if something smells odd ill sniff around till i find the source to be like ewww that reeks smell it take a whiff dude POINTS
if something smells odd ill sniff around till i find the source to be like ewww that reeks smell it take a whiff dude POINTS
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:49 am
i'm not sure i want to read about 8 pages of topics at all 
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:55 am
My friends and I used to play Battlefield 1942, but we'd set it up with just the four of us on the Phillapines map so the only way to kill someone was to fly all the way across, crash-land/parachute onto their carrier and then get into a long, tedious knife fight.
Going back to the coworkers thinking I'm gay thing. I think I might start sending the one who started the rumor messages like I'm coming on to him.
Going back to the coworkers thinking I'm gay thing. I think I might start sending the one who started the rumor messages like I'm coming on to him.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:31 am
lol, I live in Lake Coutry. It's rich white happy-land with hicks on the fringe. When the person told me about it, I laughed it off, and I'm sure it'll go back down the grapevine that it's not that way. Then she mentioned that her bf sold weed and I was all, "OMG POT I NEED SOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMAAAAA DAAAAAAATTTT!!!!"
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:55 am
snipelfritz wrote:My friends and I used to play Battlefield 1942, but we'd set it up with just the four of us on the Phillapines map so the only way to kill someone was to fly all the way across, crash-land/parachute onto their carrier and then get into a long, tedious knife fight.
I did this too. I highly enjoyed parachuting into the carrier's control tower and bazooka'ing the planes as they tried to take off
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:18 am
snipelfritz wrote:lol, I live in Lake Coutry. It's rich white happy-land with hicks on the fringe. When the person told me about it, I laughed it off, and I'm sure it'll go back down the grapevine that it's not that way. Then she mentioned that her bf sold weed and I was all, "OMG POT I NEED SOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMAAAAA DAAAAAAATTTT!!!!"
She just said that cuz her bf wants to trade you weed for teh hawt man-on-man beejays.
I hope it's good weed.
