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Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:51 pm
by Blackened Soul
Never wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:Soda Meiser
Pickle Pie
Tube Screamer
Hot Cake
Fuck
Big Muff
Wolf Computer
Memory Man
You can go on forever... all are dumb, who cares but a bunch of forum dweebz? so what? now what?
Resurrecting thread to point out that no, Wolf Computer is the best name hands down.
I do love how you all miss my point on this is not my option but to anyone anything can sound dumb therefore this is all very dumb....
Never wrote: I have an English degree

Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:01 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
Blackened Soul wrote:Never wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:Soda Meiser
Pickle Pie
Tube Screamer
Hot Cake
Fuck
Big Muff
Wolf Computer
Memory Man
You can go on forever... all are dumb, who cares but a bunch of forum dweebz? so what? now what?
Resurrecting thread to point out that no, Wolf Computer is the best name hands down.
I do love how you all miss my point on this is not my option but to anyone anything can sound dumb therefore this is all very dumb....
That's a... cool point?
wouldn't it have been easier to just not open the thread
(not a dig at you at all just confused)
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:10 pm
by Blackened Soul
coldbrightsunlight wrote:wouldn't it have been easier to just not open the thread
I'd also argue that that very attitude is one of the main factors forum traffic decline:

Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:17 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
Hey don't look at me I'm shitposting in all the threads.
Also, again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted. Shouldn't have to say this but it probably bears repeating
The forum traffic decline makes me a sad pony. Which is weird because the last time I checked I didn't have hooves
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:25 pm
by Never
Thank you for the gold star
Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:15 pm
by Blackened Soul
coldbrightsunlight wrote:again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted
Same here

Most of the time I'm really only trying to get people to stop and think.. and tell bad jokes
Never wrote:Thank you for the gold star
Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month

Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:17 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
Never wrote:Thank you for the gold star
Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month
Major

I just listened to '40 days 40 knives 40 pieces of my teeth' on your soundcloud and it's nice.
Blackened Soul wrote:coldbrightsunlight wrote:again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted
Same here

Most of the time I'm really only trying to get people to stop and think.. and tell bad joke

This is what I assumed but as you know the internet sucks up tone and nuance like a non-true bypass pedal.
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 9:42 am
by JonnyAngle
When the sun explodes
Yeah sounds lit, but then we all die. Like a lot. Prob gonna hurt.
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:42 pm
by echorec
Not a pedal, but EYESY™ is one of the dumbest names I've ever seen. My disgust for that dreadful name is a 10/10.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cr ... ynthesizer
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:40 pm
by retinal orbita
jrfox92 wrote:Maybe Mike Matthews is senile and they're letting him name all the new pedals?
There's no maybe about it, sir
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:08 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:45 am
by dubkitty
EYESY
so you use that if you want to sound like Ernie Eyesy of the Eyesy Brothers?
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:19 am
by K2000
Fuzzrocious Broke Dick Peanut Gallery
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:55 am
by qersty
I once put "jonestown death injection" on a generic blues pedal does that count?
Re: Worst Pedal Names?
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:47 am
by echorec
2021 and I'm still waiting on someone to release a knockoff Muff called
The Big Yeasty. Maybe Joyo can be the hero no one saw coming.
http://www.joyoaudio.com/product/223.ht ... tCateId=17
