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I'm afraid I would have understood this even without context; nice job. Wanna try any more?

I'm going to have sex tonight in all you guys honor. Just uhhh don't tell my wife it's in your honor. That's kind of weird.

Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.

Invisible Man wrote:

neonblack wrote:Don't call it a comeback

Ok, 'regaining your form.'

Recrudescense.

Maybe my whole life up to this point has just been precrudescense.

My best friend told me he wished he was in my position so he could "plow through a few hood rats." Said the whitest guy I know.

jwar wrote:Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.

Ever read the maggot girl story?
This is very old. This particular thread dates 2009 but I'm pretty sure I saw it years before that. https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/sic ... rl.406170/
Internet archeology is fun.

When my Jogn Jacob Jingleheimer goes off hiatus (which hopefully never happens) I want to copulate with the ladies with hairy armpits cause I'm so forward thinking.

I feel like this is verging on creepy "dudes who haven't gotten laid in a while talk shit about women."

Which is ok insofar as I support you as "the unfuckables" (hat tip to Dave Attell) but skeeevy vibes here.

https://soundcloud.com/comedycentral/th ... ave-attell

Speaking of, this remains one of the best comedy records of all time:
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D.o.S. wrote:I feel like this is verging on creepy "dudes who haven't gotten laid in a while talk shit about women."

I'm a total creep but I don't think anyone was speaking poorly of women. This is a thread about penises!

hence: verging on.

Let me go on record to say I don't in any way condone my friend's use of the term "hood rat."

Calm down you humorless cunt.

totes all for plowing mad cum dumpsters and hoodrats and other semenial repositories masquerading as people -- male or female alike. Gotta get it while you can yo.

D.o.S. wrote:semenial repositories

Grindcore band

What is life if not the pursuit of finishing on everything in a final act of biological supremacy?

Is it still biological supremacy if I get a vasectomy?

BIG QUESTIONS.