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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:48 pm
by casecandy
NIN superfan can't sing for a nickel, starts band anyway. Plays to preteens in his basement with other people who become way more famous than him. Discovers post-rock five years too late. Funds a label with dirty AIDS money. Walks away from dirty AIDS money, bankrupts label.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:13 pm
by kbit
That last bit made it too easy. Also "dirt AIDS money" mischaracterizes the situation. & it feels icky.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:27 pm
by Inconuucl
I'm lost on that one.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:45 pm
by Iommic Pope
Actual stage banter from band's frontman: "tonight we have death metal for the guys and, for the ladies, cock rock!"
Sadly it accurately sums them up.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:48 pm
by casecandy
kbit wrote:That last bit made it too easy. Also "dirt AIDS money" mischaracterizes the situation. & it feels icky.
I am not the one that made the situation icky, kbit! It did make it too easy, though.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:38 pm
by rustywire
Inconuucl wrote:We stupidly named our album after Greek food because we were hungry at the time, I guess.
Slowdive
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:29 pm
by kbit
It's Geoff Rickly, by the way.
casecandy wrote:kbit wrote:That last bit made it too easy. Also "dirt AIDS money" mischaracterizes the situation. & it feels icky.
I am not the one that made the situation icky, kbit! It did make it too easy, though.
Yeah but you did say "dirty AIDS money" and without context that sounds shitty, and it's kind of wrong. Martin jacked the price of a drug that's used to treat opportunistic infections, which people who have AIDS are highly susceptible to. The media labeled the drug as an "AIDS drug" because that's what makes it sound the most terrible. Not defending what he did, just taking issue with the way it's being described.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:43 pm
by Mudfuzz
Like Spinal Tap but kind'a darker
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:52 pm
by casecandy
Perhaps it was over the top, kbit. I apologize. Really.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:03 pm
by casecandy
Okay,
High-school horndog feeds every Morrissey song through a DS-1 whilst playing up the tortured artist bit... for his bro's GF. Gets older, adds an RV-5 to the mix, calls it art, starts crying in the middle of shows.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:22 pm
by kbit
casecandy wrote:Perhaps it was over the top, kbit. I apologize. Really.
It's cool man, I didn't mean to come off super harsh, just words and perspectives and biases and bullshit

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:31 pm
by OddKnowledge
casecandy wrote:Okay,
High-school horndog feeds every Morrissey song through a DS-1 whilst playing up the tortured artist bit... for his bro's GF. Gets older, adds an RV-5 to the mix, calls it art, starts crying in the middle of shows.
Brand New?
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:45 pm
by casecandy
OddKnowledge wrote:casecandy wrote:Okay,
High-school horndog feeds every Morrissey song through a DS-1 whilst playing up the tortured artist bit... for his bro's GF. Gets older, adds an RV-5 to the mix, calls it art, starts crying in the middle of shows.
Brand New?
The Ninja Turtle got it

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:59 am
by Invisible Man
Anarcho-pop weirdo writes songs with crazy cadences, pronounciations, and glottal stops to too many string arrangements and electronic beats.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:15 am
by jrmy
Invisible Man wrote:Anarcho-pop weirdo writes songs with crazy cadences, pronounciations, and glottal stops to too many string arrangements and electronic beats.
Björk?