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Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 7:16 pm
by ryan summit
thats not pizza
did anyone ever see animal factory
with willem dafoe and edward furlong
if not, see it
but theres a scene in there
where W.D.is in solitary confinement
he wants to go to the psych ward
so the guard brings him a special meal
like oatmeal and chocolate
he forms it into turds
when the next guard checks on him
hes naked and maniacal eating fake turds out of the toilet
its like all over his naked weird body
hes bald at this point too
thats what id look like eatin that cinnabanger
fucking ravenous and covered in frosting
so yeah thats not pizza
pizza dont make you feel crazy inside
i wanna take a bite out of my ipad right now
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 10:01 pm
by christianatl
Roberta's in Bushwick, Antico in ATL.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 10:21 pm
by dazedbyday
Roberta's:
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:31 am
by AxAxSxS
ryan summit wrote:thats not pizza
did anyone ever see animal factory
with willem dafoe and edward furlong
if not, see it
but theres a scene in there
where W.D.is in solitary confinement
he wants to go to the psych ward
so the guard brings him a special meal
like oatmeal and chocolate
he forms it into turds
when the next guard checks on him
hes naked and maniacal eating fake turds out of the toilet
its like all over his naked weird body
hes bald at this point too
thats what id look like eatin that cinnabanger
fucking ravenous and covered in frosting
so yeah thats not pizza
pizza dont make you feel crazy inside
i wanna take a bite out of my ipad right now
your words...
so moving.
please have lots of babies
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:21 pm
by grindonomicon
AxAxSxS wrote:ryan summit wrote:thats not pizza
did anyone ever see animal factory
with willem dafoe and edward furlong
if not, see it
but theres a scene in there
where W.D.is in solitary confinement
he wants to go to the psych ward
so the guard brings him a special meal
like oatmeal and chocolate
he forms it into turds
when the next guard checks on him
hes naked and maniacal eating fake turds out of the toilet
its like all over his naked weird body
hes bald at this point too
thats what id look like eatin that cinnabanger
fucking ravenous and covered in frosting
so yeah thats not pizza
pizza dont make you feel crazy inside
i wanna take a bite out of my ipad right now
your words...
so moving.
please have lots of babies
That made taking - posting pics totally worth it.
Plus I had some Cinnabanger for breakfast this am.
The recipe now has a name thanks to you.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:16 pm
by Iommic Pope
Only Matt could take an image of Willem Dafoe, naked and and eating shit and turn it around into something appetizing.
Mother fucker should work in advertising.
None of our bank accounts would be safe.
Can you imagine if he worked for Randall?
The orange stripe would be back, solid state would be cool again and guitar advertising would be all about turd eating, instead of turdeaters.
Also I might make this cinnamon monstrosity later if my appetite comes back.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 10:34 pm
by oldangelmidnight
I'll never pass a Cinnabon the same again.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:44 am
by AxAxSxS
Iommic Pope wrote:Only Matt could take an image of Willem Dafoe, naked and and eating shit and turn it around into something appetizing.
Mother fucker should work in advertising.
None of our bank accounts would be safe.
Can you imagine if he worked for Randall?
The orange stripe would be back, solid state would be cool again and guitar advertising would be all about turd eating, instead of turdeaters.
Also I might make this cinnamon monstrosity later if my appetite comes back.
So Mike and I were shooting the shit the other day and somehow the conversation came around to those uber formulaic crime shows. ( My wife loves em, I hate em) Mike had the insightful observation of murder+ genius detective with bizarre flaw = every single one of those shows. At which point I came up with tourettes detective. Mike took it a step further and related a tale about a real life co worker with tourettes who was seven feet tall, bald, and had a ? tattooed on the back of his skull.
Matt, if we got you to write for this, we have a hit HBO series for sure. I know there are a couple other twisted authors here as well. Insanely tall tattooed tourettes detective....
This can't go wrong. profits, Matamps for everyone!
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:48 am
by Iommic Pope
I am so fucking in on this.
I feel that being a bald guy and being a hack qualifies me here.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:53 am
by AxAxSxS
you can give us that bald perspective. we need to be accurate, even if it is a parody show. It'll need a touch of the old ultra-violence as well.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 2:08 am
by Iommic Pope
Bald perspective: people think you're a degree more psycho, just because you shave your head.
People think you're a skinhead (racist) just because you shave your head.
This makes me mostly angry......angrier.
Add Tourettes to the fact that your detective is smarter than everyone else is probably jaded against humanity because of all the evil he's seen and you are going to have one pissed off and tic-ing mother fucking.
Comedy fucking gold.
His partner is going to have to be either the world's most caring hot lady who secretly has a crush on him or someone with a pharmacy hookup to keep the hero maintained.
Edit: this has gone from being the worst thread ever to the best. You guys are awesome.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 3:09 am
by AxAxSxS
Oh, fuck yeah, pharmacy hook up scientist hot lady who cant smell things.
The tourettes ? detective. "It smells like FUCK SHIT BLLLLRDGF ASS death in here."
Sidekick. " I can't smell.
"
Sidekick, NAILED!
Adds a drug problem twist to it as well.
lets make her Italian or some other county with a nice accent.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 4:51 am
by Iommic Pope
I would watch the shit out of this.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 5:53 pm
by sonidero
Iommic Pope wrote:I would watch the shit out of this.
Re: JHS = Bullshit?
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:48 am
by D.o.S.
Make the dectective's initials JHS. Boom -- threads continuity preserved.