Page 139 of 1757
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:51 am
by SPACERITUAL
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
........fuck....that....shit........
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:13 am
by McSpunckle
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
Maybe your username should be BlueBalls.
I'm right there with you, but I'm borderline asexual, so it doesn't bother me as much.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:22 am
by tuffteef
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
you should go gay HAYYYY GURL HAYY
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:42 am
by TroySanders
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
come over here, lemme show you how to make big boys like you....
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:51 am
by snipelfritz
tuffteef wrote:Jero wrote:Things are getting the best of me

lol, love it:

(that's from Dr. Katz)
Portal 2 has made me long for my old PC gaming days. Unfortunately, the most capable computer I own is a four year old Macbook, and I keep spending money on guitar stuff. Oh well, looks like it's back to making my own fun.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:56 am
by Achtane
I dreamed about a store that was selling an RV-3 for $30, and then woke up.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:26 pm
by theavondon
Achtane wrote:I dreamed about a store that was selling an RV-3 for $30, and then woke up.
:[
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:42 pm
by Jero
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
I got ya beat hoss

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:13 pm
by theavondon
Jero wrote:BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
I got ya beat hoss

NO VAGINA TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:25 pm
by bob the r0bot
BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL3dNfxcpnw[/youtube]
in other news, my peep war ended in a draw and I couldn't be more distraught over it.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:47 pm
by tuffteef
theavondon wrote:Jero wrote:BlueBoy wrote:It has officially been one year since the last time I had sex!!
I got ya beat hoss

NO VAGINA TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
so christian...jesus is so proud
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:34 am
by BlueBoy
Also, I've been single since December 2008. It's crazy to think the last time I had a girlfriend, I was a teenager. I didn't know any of the people I know now. I wasn't in any of the same bands. I feel like I've been a virgin on and off for the last three years, which sucks, because next time some chick decides to date me, I'll have no idea what to do, and she'll dump me for being nervous and immature. Which reminds me that the last girl I got rejected by was a high school senior. I can't comprehend the level of ugly and weird I must have achieved in order for an 18-year-old girl to think I'm the nicest person ever and the coolest guy and still not want to date me. Or for the nicest girl I know, an older chick who I used to talk to every single day, to suddenly lose interest and not talk to me anymore. My guess is that she realized I was trying to date her, and threw up in her mouth a little bit.
And I have no other place to vent without somebody calling me a bitch, so there it is. who cares.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:05 am
by SPACERITUAL
Srsly though how do you go that long without having sex????
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 am
by snipelfritz
BlueBoy wrote:Also, I've been single since December 2008. It's crazy to think the last time I had a girlfriend, I was a teenager. I didn't know any of the people I know now. I wasn't in any of the same bands. I feel like I've been a virgin on and off for the last three years, which sucks, because next time some chick decides to date me, I'll have no idea what to do, and she'll dump me for being nervous and immature. Which reminds me that the last girl I got rejected by was a high school senior. I can't comprehend the level of ugly and weird I must have achieved in order for an 18-year-old girl to think I'm the nicest person ever and the coolest guy and still not want to date me. Or for the nicest girl I know, an older chick who I used to talk to every single day, to suddenly lose interest and not talk to me anymore. My guess is that she realized I was trying to date her, and threw up in her mouth a little bit.
And I have no other place to vent without somebody calling me a bitch, so there it is. who cares.
You just remind me of how bad I have it. Single since April(I think) 2006, last girl I fucked was a high school senior, and every relationship/whatever that hasn't worked out was entirely due to me being a pussy and not acting on obvious signals. I would kill to know girls just so I could get rejected and be proud of myself for trying. I'm back to that point like in high school where if I'm anywhere near a female I think, "OMG what if we just had sex, right now. Yeah, that could happen."
Oh well, ILF circle jerk. Our tears will act as a lubricant.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:38 am
by jfrey
My girlfriend took my keys by accident instead of hers from the bowl we keep them in next to the door. Then she lost them.